Anything you would like to blame me for?

[DisGirlAllie]

I blame you that my science fair project is due tomorrow

In all seriousness, she's not worth your thought or time.

 

[kaytieeldr]

Finally!!! I knew there was someone to blame for the broken ankle and cast that is driving me abosoutely bonkers!

Supposedly my husband says it's not his fault but we all know that it is

But now we know it's not his fault - it's Belle's fault.

 

[Belle0101]

You guys are killing me ... but in a good way!

At the end of the day I know her issues are not mine. Heck I go to all sorts of family get-togethers. She hasn't been to Christmas at my grandma's in 15+ years. So again to her ... whatever. If it makes her feel better then so be it. I don't need her dysfunction.

Now for the rest of the world's problems ... bwa-ha-ha! I feel like some sort of evil genius! Hm, what sort of chaos can I cause overnight?

 

[Daisy&Max]

When I was in college I broke up with a guy and he blamed me for everything that went wrong in his life after that, I think he even blamed me for the first gulf war (it started the same week)...so can you please take that off of me...I've been living with the guilt for almost 20 years! hehehe

Daisy

 

[mrsv98]

Really, did you HAVE to send the skunk to our patio, sending the dogs into paroxyms of bloodlust? Now my FL room is STANKY...thanks a lot

 

[Belle0101]

When I was in college I broke up with a guy and he blamed me for everything that went wrong in his life after that, I think he even blamed me for the first gulf war (it started the same week)...so can you please take that off of me...I've been living with the guilt for almost 20 years! hehehe

Daisy

That's just too funny AND it reminds me of my ex.

He stood in open court once and said, "My wife left me because of her!" The judge asked him, out of curiousity, specifically what it was that I had done to cause his wife to leave him.

His response, "All this." The judge asked what "all this" was. He told her being in court. To which the judge replied that the reason we were in court was because he initiated proceedings to have his child support obligation lowered. She couldn't understand, nor could I or my attorney, how that led to him blaming me for the demise of his marriage.

I told you ... I have magical super evil genius powers!

 

[mickaholic4077]

I blame you that Savannah's Mom can't find pants that fit her!!(vent thread a few threads up)!

 

[momof1princess]

NOW i know why my nose is itching and running like crazy, my DD13 made a 58 on her math test last friday, and my mom had that nervous breakdown back in may-Belle has been a VERY busy girl! honey, you gotta get a hobby! i'm running out of kleenex!

so sorry your sister is giving you such a hard time

 

[superme80]

So YOU are the reason I keep getting sick and I'm pregnant!!!!! About time I had someone else to blame! And it is YOUR fault I am out of flour, so I didn't get to bake any cookies or bread tonight!!!!

Seriously Your sister is crazy. Enjoy the break.

 

[Disneyland1084]

Anybody have anything they want to blame me for?

Yeah, it's YOUR fault that I can't afford the family suite at the Grand Californian.

Seriously though, I'm sorry your sister is doing this to you.

 

[KellyWasHere]

Sounds like how my aunt treats my mom. Sorry you have to deal with that, I know how insane it can be.

My knee has been hurting alot this past week, thanks a lot for that.

 

[MUFFYCAT]

Belle, thanks for making me eat so much this summer that I gained five pounds. I knew it was your voice telling me to eat the frozen M & M's without stopping.

I am so sorry you have to deal with your sister's drama.

 

[acejka]

I just turned around my my jack russell terror was standing in the middle of the coffee table like she owns it and my bulldog man is being a butt about eating this morning. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THEM DO THAT!?

 

[Disney Doll]

I have a crazy sister-in-law belle, so I can empathize with you.

However, my empathy will not stop me from reminding you that I have not yet won the lottery and I hold you personally responsible for that!

 

[Belle0101]

I thought I was going to take today off but it looks like I've been busy ruining lives again!

Glad I could be of "help" to so many Dissers!! Although, I'm not really sure I can take the blame for a pregnancy. Then again, I do have those super magical evil genius powers.

 

[Handbag Lady]

That's just too funny AND it reminds me of my ex.

He stood in open court once and said, "My wife left me because of her!" The judge asked him, out of curiousity, specifically what it was that I had done to cause his wife to leave him.

His response, "All this." The judge asked what "all this" was. He told her being in court. To which the judge replied that the reason we were in court was because he initiated proceedings to have his child support obligation lowered. She couldn't understand, nor could I or my attorney, how that led to him blaming me for the demise of his marriage.

I told you ... I have magical super evil genius powers!

Wow, you're really good. I'm impressed.

 

[Thumper_Man]

We had to evacuate our building yesterday because you left your purse and cell phone by our front entrance. Did you have too much to drink that you don't remember? You only vomited all over the place. Security treated it as a suspicious package and called in the police. We had to evacuate and wait in the hot sun for over 3 hours. Now I have a sunburn and it's all your fault. haha.

 

[doxdogy]

It is all your fault that Michael Grimm won America's Got Talent.

 

[Shutterbug]

ha! so you are the reason we dont have flying cars yet or that star trek beaming technology!

 

[daddey]

I blame you for the hair loss over the years and also my high stress levels.

Iraq, Afghanistan, the economy, I'm sure you've had your hand in all that.


Seriously, people that blame you for something really ought to take a look at themselves a little before they start accusing others of their shortcomings.