Anyone watching Ben the Bachelor tonight? - NO SPOILERS PLEASE

[kimmar067]

Yes, you missed some interesting stuff. Including a Baconator for Kimmy. .....

...I'm slowly taking over the whole world.

 

[Wishing on a star]

Okay, about the hair, and bangs...
NOOOOO!!!!!
No man needs bangs...
If he wants long hair, he should let all of those waves grow out longer, and perhaps do the pulled back ponytail thing.

And, Ames... For those who have mentioned him from the earlier season.
Yes he is so cute, but 'different'.
To be honest, instead of gay, I really pinned him as socially OFF, like Aspbergers, somewhere on the spectrum. He could just never, ever, connect.

And, OMG, how scripted can the witch and and the writer be.
Is it just me, or am I very glad that I am not really seeing either in the previews????

 

[kimmar067]

The tattoo is nice, but it loses some of its effect if you have to explain it in detail.



...and ...really, rapping?

....yo, yo, yo...she down wit it....she from da HOOD. boi-i-i-i-i-i-i....

 

[violetrose]

O.K., as your official hostess, what is everyone drinking? I pour with an iron fist, so you light weights keep that in mind. I draw the lines at touching your thongs.

I wonder what the germaphone will think of the hot tub action? There isn't enough hand sanitizer on the planet to steralize one of those after a season of the Bachelor!

 

[Magic Mom]

....yo, yo, yo...she down wit it....she from da HOOD. boi-i-i-i-i-i-i....

word

 

[Magic Mom]

O.K., as your official hostess, what is everyone drinking? I pour with an iron fist, so you light weights keep that in mind. I draw the lines at touching your thongs.

I wonder what the germaphone will think of the hot tub action? There isn't enough hand sanitizer on the planet to steralize one of those after a season of the Bachelor!

That's not going to look good on your performance review.

 

[Imzadi]

O.K., as your official hostess, what is everyone drinking? I pour with an iron fist, so you light weights keep that in mind. I draw the lines at touching your thongs.

Atta girl!

I wonder what the germaphone will think of the hot tub action? There isn't enough hand sanitizer on the planet to steralize one of those after a season of the Bachelor!

We will probably see a clip of her pouring in bleach or chlorine into the hottub.

Remember when we saw Mask Man, last season, vacuuming?

 

[Magic Mom]

The whole cast could use a few crates of this special hand sanitizer...unfortunately I can't post it directly here.


http://www. kiddingawound.com/bath-and-body/hand-sanitizers.html

 

[Mrs.Toad]

And, OMG, how scripted can the witch and and the writer be.
Is it just me, or am I very glad that I am not really seeing either in the previews????

I'm pretty sure I saw both of them. Jenna crying and Monica saying "%$#& that".

 

[Robinrs]

And, OMG, how scripted can the witch and and the writer be.

ALMOST as scripted and horribly acted as Michelle Money...

The "lesbo" scene was soooo bad it was hard to watch. "you're SO beautiful.." Seriously, the woman looked like a man in drag.

 

[Robinrs]

....yo, yo, yo...she down wit it....she from da HOOD. boi-i-i-i-i-i-i....

word

You guys OWE me a monitor!!!!!

 

[Liza111577]

I'd like to join in too.
Only reason I'm watching is for the drama, I don't like Ben and I don't think any of the women are keepers.

 

[Robinrs]

Okay, about the hair, and bangs...
NOOOOO!!!!!
No man needs bangs...
If he wants long hair, he should let all of those waves grow out longer, and perhaps do the pulled back ponytail thing.

I never thought I'd live long enough to see Chris Harrison looking BETTER than the Bachelor! Later for the bangs or waves, he needs Chris's new PLUGS!!!

.............. uhhhh duhhhh... .............. Shuttup kid, I'm the hunk this year!!

 

[Imzadi]

I'd like to join in too.
Only reason I'm watching is for the drama, I don't like Ben and I don't think any of the women are keepers.

And any other lurkers, join in on the fun!

I never thought I'd live long enough to see Chris Harrison looking BETTER than the Bachelor! Later for the bangs or waves, he needs Chris's new PLUGS!!!

.............. uhhhh duhhhh... .............. Shuttup kid, I'm the hunk this year!!

I never thought I'd see a time when Chris Harrison has more personality than the Bachelor.

At least with Chris, you know he is supposed to remain carefully neutral and non-descript so as not to distract for the stars. (You can tell on the "Tell All" shows that there is a lot more going on in him that he can't say or do.)

What is Ben's excuse?

 

[Robinrs]

I never thought I'd see a time when Chris Harrison has more personality than the Bachelor.

At least with Chris, you know he is supposed to remain carefully neutral and non-descript so as not to distract for the stars. (You can tell on the "Tell All" shows that there is a lot more going on in him that he can't say or do.)

What is Ben's excuse?

uhhhh duhhhh????

 

[Piglets Mommy]

Subscribing so that I can follow this train wreck with you. Every season I say I won't watch, but every season, here I am

 

[violetrose]

I'd like to join in too.
Only reason I'm watching is for the drama, I don't like Ben and I don't think any of the women are keepers.

Too soon to tell but last night I liked Grandma, her granddaughter, the English girl, and the nurse. 2 of the 4 of those are gone now so I'm hoping some of these other girls straighten up or the pickings are going to be awfully slim for poor Ben.

 

[Wishing on a star]

OMG! Robin, you even posted a picture of that scene.
Ugggghhhhh!!!!

LOOK AWAY!!!! LOOK AWAY!!!!!

 

[MELSMICE]

I'm here & will be joining the fun! A train wreck that I can't turn away from. I was falling asleep during the rose ceremony so I can't even comment on who stayed or went because I can't remember!

 

[Robinrs]

OMG! Robin, you even posted a picture of that scene.
Ugggghhhhh!!!!

LOOK AWAY!!!! LOOK AWAY!!!!!

Look closely people. This is known as forced BAD acting and a "real" scene surrounded by a camera crew.