I'm reading this and wondering how many others have not eaten cold fried chicken.
It's akin to someone saying that they've never eaten cold pizza (for breakfast or otherwise.)
Cold fried chicken is part of the American culture, in my estimation.
It's like THE staple of family picnics across the nation (or at lesst in the midwest,) as far as I know.
Well, at least your past dining experience at Aunt Polly's Restaurant made you members of the CFCC (Cold Fried Chicken Club.)