Cruised
DCL three times. Amazingly, I loved all the dinners in the main dining rooms. The only exception is the cauliflower soup at Tritons. I did not care for it and couldn't get past a few spoonfuls.
The buffet food imo is just ok (the buffet desserts are awesome). The food at the snack places such as Plutos is so-so. I can't say I like any of it and try to avoid it. Being from Chicago, though, I don't ever eat pizza when out of town.

seriously, so can't comment on the pizza.
I was not thrilled with anything at Cookies Barbeque on
Castaway Cay, except the cookie dough soft serve, but you can't beat the atmosphere.
While I enjoyed every dessert on every DCL cruise, I see I'm in the minority here on those chocolate chip cookies. I bake a lot here at home, and those ship cookies, imo, are not very good. They taste like cafeteria cookies to me.
Oh, and you guys are so right about the strawberry jello-mold-type birthday cake. It's nice of DCL to do that for "free" but I must agree with the poster who said 'let's not mention any birthdays' just to avoid that cake. Hmmm, do you think there's a method to their madness?

In 1999, the free birthday cake was a chocolate mousse cake. It was delicious!
Well, I feel like I'm complaining about everything, but the focus of this thread is the not-so-delicious foods, so I won't go into detail about every delicious meal I enjoyed in the dining rooms. Mouth is watering just thinking about them.
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