If I landed in that situation for this weekend - I'd go with one of these:
My Aunt Carol's Pimento Cheese
1 (2lb) block Velveeta cheese
1 (7oz) jar Diced Pimentos
1/4 - 1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 teaspoon each - salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder
Shred the cheese. Drain the pimentos and add to cheese. Add the seasonings. Stir in just enough mayonnaise
to make it all come together - not too much. Chill in fridge - serve cold with crackers, chips, celery
My Spinach Dip
1 10 oz pkg frozen spinach - thawed, drained
1 cup each Mayo & Sour Cream
1 pack Vegetable Soup Mix
1/2 Lb Bacon - Fried, Drained, Chopped
1 teaspoon each - salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder
Combine all ingredients and put in fridge for at least 4 hours. Serve with chips, bread, crackers, or veggies.
My Mom's Ham Ball
2 (8 oz) packages Cream cheese - softened
1 pack ham
6 green onions
1 teaspoon each - salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder
Put ham and onions in food chopper and chop real fine. Stir into cream cheese and add seasonings and mix.
Refrigerate till firm and then roll into a ball or form into desired shape. Optional - roll in crushed nuts (I don't).