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A Rainy Saturday at Walt Disney World

By Michael Barrier

Writing about John Hench's book Designing Disney, as I did in a recent commentary, revived my interest in the Disney theme parks. In late January, when a business trip took me to Orlando, I seized the opportunity to pay my first visit to the Magic Kingdom theme park at Walt Disney World since 1974. (It had been fifteen years since I last visited Disneyland, its near-identical twin in California.) The day was cloudy, with light rain in the afternoon, and even though it was a Saturday, the crowds were small—at least by what I took to be normal standards. I shudder to think what the park is like when the huge parking lots are almost full, instead of almost empty.

With my forthcoming Disney biography in mind, I concentrated my attention on the rides and other attractions that are most "Walt"—that is, those that are clones of Disneyland attractions installed or planned when Walt Disney was still alive. (The Magic Kingdom didn't open until 1971, almost five years after Disney's death.) The Orlando park, like Disneyland itself, still bears Walt Disney's strong imprint, in its general organization and in many of the individual rides—remarkably so, considering that he has been dead almost forty years.

As I entered the Magic Kingdom, I was reminded immediately that animation is at the heart of the Disney parks' success. I encountered seventy-five statues of Mickey Mouse—each identical to start with but decorated differently, in accordance with the wishes of some celebrity or artist. The Mickeys are, in other words, an imitation of the famous cows that briefly adorned the streets of New York and Chicago a few years ago. The statues will tour the country later this year in celebration of Mickey's seventy-fifth anniversary in 2003.

Cartoon characters were inescapable throughout the park, not just in Fantasyland, where most of the rides piggyback on famous animated features, but in the other "lands," too. A bronze statue of Walt Disney decorates the plaza in front of Cinderella's castle, and he is depicted hand-in-hand with an off-model Mickey Mouse. That statue is surrounded by smaller bronzes of some of the more famous Disney characters, including the usual suspects: Donald, Minnie, Pluto, Goofy. There are only two characters from features, Dumbo and Brer Rabbit (see the illustrations below). The same Brer Rabbit, that is, whose only feature-film appearance is inaccessible to American audiences (except for those of us lucky enough to have acquired the Japanese laserdisc of Song of the South). I can't lay my hands easily on anything that tells me when those bronzes were erected, but Brer Rabbit would have been a curious choice even in 1971.

Most of the park's cartoon characters—present variously as costumed performers or expensive merchandise or pretexts for rides—originated in the Disney studio's own films. I was struck, though, by the number of characters who originated elsewhere. The Disney affiliation of one of the most important of those characters is under siege—the company's rights to Winnie the Pooh are being challenged in court—and it now appears that there will not be many new Pixar characters in the park, either. Disney will retain the rights to the Toy Story and Finding Nemo characters even if Steve Jobs does follow through on his decision to end Pixar's Disney connection, but what I saw in the Magic Kingdom tells me that Disney desperately needs new Pixar characters in the pipeline. Given especially the brutal, shortsighted cutbacks in Disney's feature animation division, it's unlikely that new Disney characters can take up the slack left by Pixar's departure.

I headed first for two venerable rides, "Pirates of the Caribbean" and "The Haunted Mansion," which I remembered as the most imaginative of the Magic Kingdom's attractions. I wondered if I would still feel that way after having last seen them (in their Disneyland incarnations) a decade and a half earlier. I came away having enjoyed both, but as I watched them I realized that these rides, filled with "Audio-Animatronic" robots, are, in effect, very large, very elaborate, and very strange displays of the kind that used to be found only in downtown department-store windows.

Pace John Hench, but not only is there no "story" in these displays, there's also not much to take its place—no substitute, that is, for the powerful narratives that have made the best Disney animated features so memorable. "Pirates" and "Mansion" are, rather, mechanical toys that echo Silly Symphonies of the mid-thirties—intricately clever, and delightful in their cleverness. The pleasures they offer are not to be despised, but they are unmistakably superficial compared with the pleasures to be found in, say, Dumbo.

There really is "story" in some Fantasyland rides, however, and I went on a couple of them, "Snow White's Scary Adventures" and "Peter Pan's Flight." I suppose that both rides have been spiffed up since they debuted decades ago, but they felt to me very much like the rides that bored me when I first visited Disneyland in 1969. Each offers a potted version of the film on which it's based, and I came away wondering how much someone who had not seen the films could enjoy the rides.

The department-store-window analogy suggested itself to me again during the "Snow White" and "Peter Pan" rides. Both rides are really a series of tableaux, and they would make the most sense if spectators could linger over them, absorbing the story from placards or recorded narration. I remember seeing just such a retelling of a non-Disney version of "Sleeping Beauty" in Saks Fifth Avenue's windows during the 2002 Christmas season in New York. Needless to say, the long lines waiting for Walt Disney World's rides make any such leisurely approach inconceivable.

Audio-Animatronic attractions are complex and challenging, but they—and by extension theme parks themselves—are a dead end for anyone whose ambitions are more than entrepreneurial. I think Walt Disney accepted that reality toward the end of his life, when he began turning away from the theme parks and devoting most of his attention to EPCOT and CalArts and other heavyweight projects.

I skipped some of the other Audio-Animatronic attractions, like "It's a Small World" and the Hall of Presidents—my researcher's monomania extends only so far—but I did drop in to the revamped Enchanted Tiki Room. Two newer Disney birds, Iago from Aladdin and Zazu from The Lion King, have joined the parrots that have staffed this show for forty years. The Iago robot dominated the show, loudly and coarsely, robbing the Tiki Room of whatever campy charm it may once have had. His abrasive and very "Hollywoodish" manner may be a forecast of what lies ahead for the Disney parks; certainly the same reliance on bombast was evident in a raucous costumed-character show at Cinderella's castle.

Even though the Magic Kingdom still conforms to Walt Disney's wishes—"vision" is too grand a word—in its general layout and many of its details, the grating Tiki Room show reminded me of how different the Walt Disney Company is now from the much smaller operation that Walt ran.

Change needn't have been a bad thing. Walt Disney Productions was very much a one-man show when Walt Disney was alive, and when the one man can give only glancing attention to much of the work done in his name, his employees are likely to retreat into the safe and obvious. Certainly that tendency is visible in most of the films, animated and live-action, released under Walt Disney's name in the last decade of his life.

But what is most different now—what had few if any parallels in Walt's lifetime—is the coarseness, the noise, and above all the cynicism that infects so much of what is now called "Disney" and that occasionally flares up like an ugly boil, as in the Tiki Room. The general decay of American culture is to blame for some of this rot, but by no means all; Michael Eisner and his colleagues have been willing accomplices on too many occasions. If I have reservations about Roy Disney's campaign to displace Eisner (www.savedisney.com), that is only because I haven't seen in the projects that Roy has initiated himself (notably Fantasia 2000) sufficient traces of what made his uncle's best work so memorable.

In any case, Eisner is likely to survive as chief executive of the Walt Disney Company for a few more years. I will not be surprised if, by the end of his tenure, the Walt Disney Company's name has been changed to something more generic, a "Disney" to match "Ford" and other companies whose names no longer evoke the individuals who founded them. I will not be surprised, either, if in the years ahead the Magic Kingdom is less and less recognizable as Walt Disney's playground, his model-train layout grown to gargantuan size. I'm not sure what it will metamorphose into, but I suspect that the word "magic" will describe it even less accurately than it describes today's park.
[Posted 2/4/04]
© 2003-2004 Michael Barrier

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Interesting view, he seems to like neither the old Disney or the new Disney. First he claims classic attractions such as Pirates and Mansion are boring, essentially displays in department store windows, and then attacks new attractions like the Tiki Room and Cinderella's surprise celebration as being annoying and "raucous". (I would hardly call Cinderella's Surprise Celebration raucous.) I am not sure what he would like to see.
 
I would agree OnWithTheShow.
Doesnt seem like a disney fan and doesnt seem to like much of anything. People usually have pretty strong feelings on what they like or dont like at wdw.
 
***"is the coarseness, the noise, and above all the cynicism that infects so much of what is now called "Disney" and that occasionally flares up like an ugly boil, as in the Tiki Room. The general decay of American culture is to blame for some of this rot, but by no means all; Michael Eisner and his colleagues have been willing accomplices on too many occasions."***

Guess he's never visited a Six Flaggs.
 

Some people just don't like theme parks and it sounds like he is one. His good points are muddled by his obvious bias against the whole genre.
 
So I'm a dreadful philistine. My wife and I thought the new Tiki Room was a hoot--a nice antidote to the Trader Vic's campiness of the old version.
 
Im a new Tiki Room fan too... though I think I like the pre-show even more than I like the show itself!

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It seems to me that the author takes a very cold and sterile perception to the parks, as he describes Pirates and Haunted Mansion as window dressing. I don't remember any window that immerses you in the experience as those two rides do. What he is missing though is if you take the rides at face value, rather than within the context that they are part of, you don't get anything out of it. One of the factors of Disney is that not only do the rides immerse you, but the entire landscape draws you in. This is especially true in the MK. If you don't get that, then you won't "get" the rides and their appeal. Obviously the person also doesn't have kids, or has never looked in the eyes of someone who is completely entranced with the magic. He says he's writing a biography of Walt Disney, that should be a harsh one to read.

He mentions Brer Rabbit as being one of the satellite statues around the partner's statue. Am I mistaken, or were these not there when the park opened? I know the partner statue wasn't. I seem to remember them being in the last 10 years or so, and Brer Rebbit, while maybe not a character in a film that is showable in America, is a character in one of Disney's most popular rides, Splash Mountain, so it's not a curious choice at all.

As to Tiki Birds, kinda like them both the same, I miss the Hawaiian War Chant by the totem poles, but I do like the new songs and characters...
 
Well, I know one person who will not be wasting their money buying this author's book.

He seems to like nothing, and I don't know how, if he has only visited WDW twice in 30 years, he has any right to write anything on Disney. I disagree with him on all points. How he could equate Haunted Mansion and Pirates of the Caribbean to window dressings in department stores, or say that unless you knew the stories of Snow White and Peter Pan you would not enjoy those attractions?

I also like the addition of Iago and ZaZu to Tiki Birds... it needed a boost and update, and incorporating characters that today's kids recognize and like is important in bringing it into the new century. I don't know why he thinks that it is important to incorporate more Pixar into Disney's landscape. Did he not go over to Tomorrowland and ride Buzz Lightyear and see Buzz? If he took the time to visit Disney MGM Studios, he would have seen a full compliment of Pixar characters... and Disney MGM is the more logical home for these characters. Also, obviously, he ignored Epcot with the incorporation of Finding Nemo into the Living Seas. Epcot was truly Walt's vision for what would be Disney World in Florida. This guy needs a history lesson! Did he not take the time to research the new attractions to find that Disney is incorporating some of its new characters into attractions, such as Stitch in the old Alien Encounter?

I also don't think that Cinderella's Surprise is "raucous"... yes, it is full of energy, but shouldn't a Disney Show be full of energy?

As for Brer Rabbit, he is featured in Splash Mountain, but since this person seemed to ignore anything that wasn't in the original Disneyland, I guess he didn't take time to ride one of the best that WDW has to offer.

I think this person has totally missed the point, and has absolutely no business writing about something of which he seems to not only have little knowledge, but little regard for, as well.
 
Bob O-- who is this guy and where was the essay published?
 




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