Another Unofficial Chatterbox Thread- Everyone is Welcome!

[staley7580]

I was watching... oh geez, what's that morning show with Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford? I don't usually watch morning TV, but I was feeling crappy so crawled under a blanket and flipped the TV on.

Anyway, they were talking about Valentine gift ideas. The first thing I saw was Fundies, which is apparently underwear built for two; one gigantic pair of undies with 4 leg holes.

They mentioned a trend of getting yourself waxed and then having Swarovski crystals glued to your skin, "in a red heart pattern, your sweetheart's initials, or even a skull and crossbones!"

Fundies?? OMG. Underwear built for two.. Its like a bicycle built for two, only more fun!

Oh yeah.. Im sure my dh would just love his initials on my hoo-haw. Well.. maybe, but seeing as how I havent even seen my hoo-haw in at least 4 months.. Its probably not gonna happen.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I know! It sounds... uncomfortable at least. Hoohaw bling, what will they think up next?

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Grrrrrrrr...

I told DS4 to go change his pull-up TWO HOURS ago! He whined and carried on, and I ignored him. So he left the room (as if going to the bathroom to clean up), and then it occurred to me I hadn't heard or seen him in a long time.

I found him in the living room looking through a magazine. I again told him to clean himself up, and brought him into the bathroom. More whining ensued.

I ignored him and left.

NOW he is saying, "Mama, I just peed on the floor!"

"You WHAT?!?!"

 

[staley7580]

Grrrrrrrr...

I told DS4 to go change his pull-up TWO HOURS ago! He whined and carried on, and I ignored him. So he left the room (as if going to the bathroom to clean up), and then it occurred to me I hadn't heard or seen him in a long time.

I found him in the living room looking through a magazine. I again told him to clean himself up, and brought him into the bathroom. More whining ensued.

I ignored him and left.

NOW he is saying, "Mama, I just peed on the floor!"

"You WHAT?!?!"

Oy. That child!! Give him a rag and make him clean it up!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

He wanted me to come help him clean it up. I told him he was too big to be pooping or peeing in his pants, and enough was enough. If he made a mess, he'd have to clean the whole thing up.


Now he's doing the kind of crying that involves at least 4 octaves. (It is a little funny...)

 

[staley7580]

He wanted me to come help him clean it up. I told him he was too big to be pooping or peeing in his pants, and enough was enough. If he made a mess, he'd have to clean the whole thing up.


Now he's doing the kind of crying that involves at least 4 octaves. (It is a little funny...)

Way to stick to your guns!!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

He always does have to clean up his pull-up. Though when he pushes it right to the time we have to leave the house for something (to pick up his brother, or for an appointment) then I have to do it, of course.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

WOOHOO!!! DH is home from work early. He just left to pick up the boy, then when they come back we're going to head to storage to get the baby items you wanted.

Catch ya later!

 

[staley7580]

Anyone around?? Im just siting here munching on some cheetos! Everyone else is sleeping..

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Anyone around?? Im just siting here munching on some cheetos! Everyone else is sleeping..

YES.


HEHEHEHE

 

[tinkermell]

Hey guys!! Ugh. I feel like CRAP. I have been having contractions pretty steadily the past few days. They get going good.. and then they stop. Which is good, it IS a few weeks before we want them to come. But it is making for an uncomfortable time for me right now.

Meanwhile.. Im just sitting here on my sofa with my legs crossed.. Trying not to pop out any babies on the floor.

Not yet, not yet!!! Keep them babies in you as looooooooooong as possible!!

They're gonna come out all right, but hopefully not for a few more weeks.

Of course you know I didn't go through natural childbirth, I had c-sections. The docs felt that my uterus wouldn't withstand contractions and could rupture. When I went into the hospital to have DS8, and I was in the hospital gown and getting hooked up to everything, I started having contractions. Then after several minutes they really started to HURT! In a panic I told the nurse, "I think I'm having contractions! I'm not supposed to have contractions!" (I'm picturing my belly splitting open and my child and all my organs spilling out, LOL!)

She looks at me like I'm freakin' NUTS, and says gently, "It's OK... You're in a hospital." Oh. Right... DUH!

But one of my friends described childbirth. She said, "It felt like I was passing a dinner plate!" Oh my!

Ah huh!!!

Oh HECK YEAH! We were big milk drinkers in my family.

So was DH. In fact, DH was so cute on our first date. The waiter came bearing a wine list and wine glasses, asking if he could take our drink order, yammering on about his own recommendations. When he finally stopped talking DH said, "I'd like a large glass of milk, please."

All at the same time I was so impressed that DH wasn't trying to impress me, relieved that I wasn't going to be talked into trying wine (which I don't like), glad that he clearly speaks his mind regardless of what anyone thinks, and charmed that he loved milk!

That is so sweet. My DH used to order milk too when we went out for dinner.

I know! It sounds... uncomfortable at least. Hoohaw bling, what will they think up next?

I know...........too funny.

Grrrrrrrr...

I told DS4 to go change his pull-up TWO HOURS ago! He whined and carried on, and I ignored him. So he left the room (as if going to the bathroom to clean up), and then it occurred to me I hadn't heard or seen him in a long time.

I found him in the living room looking through a magazine. I again told him to clean himself up, and brought him into the bathroom. More whining ensued.

I ignored him and left.

NOW he is saying, "Mama, I just peed on the floor!"

"You WHAT?!?!"

Man Alex, you are a woman of the utmost patience.

He wanted me to come help him clean it up. I told him he was too big to be pooping or peeing in his pants, and enough was enough. If he made a mess, he'd have to clean the whole thing up.


Now he's doing the kind of crying that involves at least 4 octaves. (It is a little funny...)

I can almost hear it!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Hello, just a quick post. I'm currently at my parents home picking up my little sister and our guest's daughter. The mom decided not to go (I think she wants to stay behind and have my parents take her shopping). We are going to DCA today, despite the rain. I could tell the daughter really wants to go.

Hopefully it will be sunny this afternoon.....according to the weather forecast online.

I hope you guys have a good day!

 

[funnygarcia]

Im sure my dh would just love his initials on my hoo-haw. Well.. maybe, but seeing as how I havent even seen my hoo-haw in at least 4 months.. Its probably not gonna happen.

Crystals glued on is not too terribly .. well maybe ..

But PIERCING those uhhh.... body parts.. no freakin way!

 

[sameyeyam]

Because I ain't gonna talk about gluing anything to my hoohaw!

 

[sameyeyam]

DH is sleeping (he's been working nights this week).
DS is sleeping.
DD is at a friends house (probably sleeping).
I'm drinking coffee and eating pepper jack cheese.

 

[funnygarcia]

I'm awake and reading on the DIS
E is setting up an early dialysis run
J is playing some vidoe game and talking back to the TV ?? huh??
N is waiting for his other ear drum to rupture

 

[sameyeyam]

Watching the news and just heard something that will make me and all of the neighbors happy. The Empress Palace wedding place on our road filed for bankruptcy this week!!!

They are now being sued because the last few weeks they took lots of deposits, fully knowing they were filing bankruptcy (a big no-no).

We've had nothing but problems with them. Their guests put balloons and signs in our yard, we had to put up No Trespassing signs. We asked the Empress Palace to please come remove their customer's signs after each wedding and they told us they weren't responsible for what their customers did on our property. Their drunken guest come pee in our yard and throw out beer and wine bottles all the time. One of their kids was "dating" a meth dealer that was living and working there. Got arrested several times. Anyway, I'm happy that we don't have to deal with that mess anymore!

 

[sameyeyam]

I'm awake and reading on the DIS
E is setting up an early dialysis run
J is playing some vidoe game and talking back to the TV ?? huh??
N is waiting for his other ear drum to rupture

Another exciting day huh?!

 

[funnygarcia]

We had a blast last night, but hubby is nowsinging the blues.
Fluid overloaded and feels "thick" --
I said what? You always have been thick headed.

laugh laugh snort


He wasn't as amused.

 

[funnygarcia]

Watching the news and just heard something that will make me and all of the neighbors happy. The Empress Palace wedding place on our road filed for bankruptcy this week!!!

Anyway, I'm happy that we don't have to deal with that mess anymore!

wow!

That is good news!