jevs
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It's 6:11 Monday morning where she's at.
And it's winter.
Which I would take since it's another 100 degree day here.

Winter? Heck, she's 4 months ahead of us!
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You want the Lotto numbers?
You want the Lotto numbers?

Ha! That reminds me... I used to fly to Tokyo several times a year for work and the day I came back I'd walk around the house telling everyone, "I come from the future!" using my best "SCI FI voice".
Yeah, they didn't think it was funny either.![]()
For the past 8 days I thought the month was September.
That is all.
I'm looking at Willy J's calendar and the month is Jovember. That's why you're getting breakfast every morning.![]()

I'm so going to use this on the TSA guys![]()


Jovember is the only month that counts.
I couldn't care less about the rest.
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In Jovember you get one year younger each time, right? You're 22?

I've just noticed my JD calendar is still in June, it's not even a particularly nice picture of him.
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Johnny Depp
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