Excuse me, are the squirrels on vacation or something?
This recently released email courtesy of Russian Hacks should help refresh your memory
From: The Desk Of The Exalted Grand High Poohbah of The Ancient and Honored Ninja Squirrel Squad
To : All Loyal Honored and Faithful Members and Adherents to The Ninja Squirrel Squad
Subject: Defense Security and Protection of The Extra Double Super Secret NSS Headquarters
1. Recent postings on you
YouTube video services have revealed that our basic defenses and perimeter have become lax and subject to infiltration, This condition is unacceptable and dangerous at every level. Not only is our base of operations exposed to the public at large but our most secret and sacred tactics and training regiments employed to gather our basic supplies are in danger of being exposed. No reminder should be needed that:
UNDER NO CONDITIONS WILL THE AMOUNT TRIBUTE PROVIDED THIS OFFICE BE REDUCED
FAILURE TO MAINTAIN THE UTMOST SECURITY AND SECRET STANDARDS EXPOSE US ALL TO DANGER
2. Effective IMMEDIATELY all personnel will devote all energies to improving and repairing perimeter defenses
3. Any personnel failing to comply with the efforts described above or found to be leaking of security tapes to YouTube or any other outlet will suffer the following
a) Reduction in rank to Basic Nut gatherer
b) Immediate transfer to Performing in a Water Skiing company
c) Half Rations to be composed of Gluten free Peanuts and Tap water