Angels & their wonderful men...a new thread for a new year!!!

[alabamaalan]

Hmmm...take them up on an airplane...kick open the door while she is holding the harness and throw a fetch toy out the door...

I DON"T THINK SO!!! but it might be fun to see it in a cheap novel one day.

I would never do anything to harm Mrs. AA or Winston.



I just rearrange the furniture and run!

 

[MerryPoppins]

I heard that Alan, and I'm telling.

 

[Breezy_Carol]

You all are awful!

 

[mickeyfan1]

Originally posted by alabamaalan
Winston normally rides in transportation at Mrs. AA's feet. I love it when someone asks what he does when she's driving

I hope she says he tries not to look!

Alan, you are a very lucky man to have a wife that puts up with your shenanagins. And doesn't sic the dog on you!

 

[Lars624]

OMG You guys are hilarious!!!

I just rearrange the furniture and run!

This reminds me of those awful Helen Keller jokes from my childhood Anyone else remember those?

 

[alabamaalan]

Laura, where do you think I got that from?

 

[paras4ri]

Originally posted by Lars624
This reminds me of those awful Helen Keller jokes from my childhood Anyone else remember those?

OMG yes!!!! That's the first think I thought of!!!

 

[The LK 4]

How about those "Mommy, Mommy" jokes? (You know, the kind you can buy at the "mean mom store")

Mommy, Mommy, I keep running around in circles! Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

 

[Gaspode]

So sorry Angels

Been really busy!! I have popped on the DIS occasionally but mostly to catch up with exchanges. The house is really 'moving' now, in fact, we move on Saturday and the contracts were all exchanged today!

So we have been emptying the loft, filling hundreds of boxes, phoning banks etc to give new details.... the list goes on!

I will be back once things have settled down after the big move but in the meantime I hope you are all well and happy and things are going good!

Cya,
Gaspode

 

[Boo'sMom]

Originally posted by alabamaalan
I just rearrange the furniture and run!

That trick also works when your DH goes out drinking with his buddies and isn't home at the time he told you to expect him.








not that I've ever done that!!!!!!!!!! okay....well......once.......







or twice..

 

[paras4ri]

Steph - did you ever move the furniture in the bedroom??? That could be especially amusing to watch!

 

[Boo'sMom]

Originally posted by paras4ri
Steph - did you ever move the furniture in the bedroom??? That could be especially amusing to watch!

aaaaaahh....yep....once.........or twice........what's amazing is they FALL for it more than once...

 

[mickeyfan1]

Oh boy, DH is in hog heaven. I bought a nic card for the "prize" laptop, and he is now in his recliner, on the computer. Of course if I bring mine out there, he has a hissy fit. Now should I keep the $20 rebate when it comes and put it in my WDW cash, or should I put it our shared savings account? I am making him put his car allowance in there, and as I bought it out of the checking account that is really only funded from his paychecks, I suppose it would be right to put it there. In the words of Lars - yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhno.

Melissa (GP), congrats on the new house. It was awfuuly nice when you showed us the pictures. I know you will be happy to be in a nicer place.

Stephanie, I never have that problem, I can't get Pete to go anywhere, unless its a business trip. And my furniture will only fit one way in the rooms, so there is no rearranging it. We do plan on getting rid of the sectional when we move in June, and get something else for the living room. I am envisioning 2 nice chairs and a love seat, and the TV can go downstairs.

See you all in the AM on the riddle.

 

[MerryPoppins]

Marsha, all's fair in love and laundry. Right ladies?

Snow is blowing everywhere but nothing is really sticking. It's just cold and icky out there. Allen is going to do the ballet pickup, so I thought I'd check in before I finished supper. I stopped and picked up a batch of rolls, so all I really have to do it pop them in the oven to warm up and make some pudding.

David was complaining of a sore throat yesterday and today Amy says hers hurts! I don't think they are too sick, both felt like going to school. I'm hoping it's just drainage. The last thing I want is another go-round of that junk. I've had more than my share.

Melissa, I'll be thinking of you this weekend. I hate moving, but it's exciting too. We want pictures of the new place when you get settled in.

 

[helenabear]

Boards are crawling here for me... making it nearly impossile to read. I did read all the last page... but from the bottom up Not much made sense

Sorry I am just tired but I did want to say hi to y'all

 

[CourtasanSatine]

 

[Loubon]

It's time for everyone's favorite....

What have we learned today? (Dedicated to Elaine who is blaming the boards for being slow but is just too damn lazy to read all the posts.)

Well just when we thought we couldn't sink any lower than Swedish Transvestites, we have the following:

Steph posted a series of jokes that mocks eskimoes (again), dogs with no legs (and you said no dogs were mentioned) and now blind people! What's next a one armed girl called Eileen? A one armed Chinese girl called Irene? A boy with no arms or legs called Matt????? Are there no limits?

Lars - How are those pashed potatoes?

Brian - In the future, cut towards your chum, not towards your thumb....

Gail - Here is wishing that everything gets better for you because you're not nearly as much fun when you have serious stuff to worry about

Camilla is coming all the way to NY to avoid an Angel meet. I think you all scared her away.

CS d

Carol had several kids over playing video games and still had problems with today's riddle.

LK thought of the exact same Mommy, Mommy joke I did.

SB was low profile today. Someone is PO'd at a certain school superintendant....

And finally, if we hear of a man in Alabama having a chunk of his rear taken out of him by a once docile Golden Retreiver I think we will all know who that is!

 

[helenabear]

Originally posted by Loubon
It's time for everyone's favorite....

What have we learned today? (Dedicated to Elaine who is blaming the boards for being slow but is just too damn lazy to read all the posts.)

You know, I did have this perfect reply to you, but the boards ate it And now I am too lazy to redo it

Actually my head is killing me and I am all stuffy... I feel a real sinus infection coming on

 

[Lars624]

Good Evening All~

Lou~You forgot the guy with no arms & no legs in the ocean-BOB or the guy with no arms & no legs hanging on the wall-ART

 

[mickeyfan1]

Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to Europe. Shut up and keep swimming.

Mommy, mommy why is daddy running? Shut up and keep shooting.

Those jokes? I love Lou's lesson of the day. I think none of us has to catch up as long as we keep him around.

I am supposed to be asleep. I have to be at the polling place at 7am, but I just can't get in bed yet, knowing that Max will want out in another 1/2 hour. I have to figure out a better way to do this when we move.