An octopus?

[Aidensmom]

My son eats very slow because he talks so much during his meals. Tonight I said to him "You need to do a little less talking and a little more eating." He said....

"Mom, I am a little boy, not an octopus!"



What are some crazy things your children have said?

 

[Annette_VA]

Yesterday, after getting off the potty, DS3 said he didn't want to wear his pants, just his underwear. So, what the heck, I let him. Next thing I know, he's walking around w/ his hands poked through the legs of his underwear so his hands are on the sides of his thighs and he's flapping his arms saying he's a chicken?

 

[famofsix]

DD9 came home from a friend's house and told me she is too skinny and that her friend's Grandma wants to "fatten" her up.

She said "Mom I think they want to make me an Italian, they kept giving me food"

BTW, she was not saying Italians are fat but it is next to impossible to refuse food from an Italian Grandma

 

[The Mayor]

When Justin was 4 he woke up and looked out his window and said "It's snowing out"...then he ran downstairs and looked out the window and declared "It's snowing down here too"...

 

[Annette_VA]

When Justin was 4 he woke up and looked out his window and said "It's snowing out"...then he ran downstairs and looked out the window and declared "It's snowing down here too"...

 

[PrincessMom2002]

The first time my DS(4 at the time) went to church with my in-laws, he loudly proclaimed to the minister upon shaking his hand "My shoes stink!".

 

[Aidensmom]

He is on a roll today. He just asked me for some milk in the cup he has water in. I told him to pour out the water first. He asked "Don't people drink it mixed together?" I told him that no, and he asked "Not even people in California?"

 

[The Mystery Machine]

When Justin was 4 he woke up and looked out his window and said "It's snowing out"...then he ran downstairs and looked out the window and declared "It's snowing down here too"...

That is cute...

We kid our 10yodd who calls the "Apocalypse"....the "A-pop-a-licks".

 

[bigmerle1966]

One day my friend and her DS were driving down the road when they saw a police car. He told her to "act natural"

 

[Aidensmom]

One day my friend and her DS were driving down the road when they saw a police car. He told her to "act natural"

 

[crazyforgoofy]

Isabella called that thing inside her skull her "brainium" for a long time. They'd built a skeleton in kindergarten and she'd mixed cranium and brain but it made sense and we adopted the new word too. Now she's too old to say it anymore. SIGH!

 

[Sonya]

For our Thanksgiving day prayer:

DSIL: Dear Lord...
DS:Who is Lord?

 

[xyzabc33]

My DD is just finishing up potty training. (yes she was a little late starting but got most of it down pat in about a week--we just need to work on wiping our own butt on #2) Anyway, she called me up to the bathroom a little while ago. She had been trying to poopy and couldnt and when she got up "HER PEE FELL OUT" Her words Trying not to laugh too hard(OK I laughed it was funny) I cleaned her and the floor.