So your last update is so massive, I haven't been able to sit down long enough to get all the way through so I inserted the multi quotes that I already had in my computer, saved the draft, and now I'll get caught up on at least that much while it sit at the vet and wait.
Well. I woke up at 5am for no reason and could not get back to sleep. At 6.45 am I gave up, got up and started to get ready and then dragged Michael out of bed.
I hate when that happens, and it's usually on vacation.
See, this is where you can tell M was a China travel newbie. Seatbelts and AC?!?! Pish posh. Any cab ride in China where you enter the cab in one piece and exit in one piece is considered a great taxi ride. One that gets you to your destination and on time as well without driving on the sidewalks, through a hotel lobby or farmer's field is truly a blessing.

You are not making me want to travel to China anytime soon!
There was already a long line for the ANA flight to Tokyo, so we got into line and waited. Something somehow alerted us to look closer and we suddenly realised that we were in the line to the ANA flight to Tokyo Narita airport, however, we were booked on the ANA flight to Tokyo Haneda airport!!
Yikes! They should make better distinctions so that people don't get confused!
It told you all the services that were available on the plane and even explained to you how to eat Japanese noodles during your meal:

I like that!
This was the first of many more! You get them before every meal in Japan. Some casual restaurants have them on the table, you will find them on your fast food tray, nicer restaurants might bring you cloth towels. You just don’t start eating in Japan without having used a wet towel.
That's why you get hot towels before Teppan Yaki meals and other high end sushi places, I guess.
Often the seat is heated, you have built in water jets that clean you after you have done your business, hot air will then dry what you had washed, you can even play sounds in public bathrooms to cover any sounds you might create. It is all operated with a panel of buttons directly next to your seat:
We went to a presentation at the Disneyland Hotel. It was in a swanky suite. Photography wasn't allowed, but I took a picture of the toilet, cause it was one like that. I'd never seen such a thing!
And then got to our home for the next 7 nights: The Hilton Tokyo Bay:
I'll think about that one if we ever go. We've been Hilton Hhonors members for years and often get upgraded when hotels have that option. Hampton Inn does not have that option.
I do get a laugh out of the insane souls who spend $700 a night to stay at a WDW deluxe resort and never spend any time there beyond six hours to sleep. ...
Heck, the ONLY time I spent $700 a night was when we stayed Concierge at AKL, and had to get a one bedroom suite because they told me all the standard CL rooms were sold out. We wanted to do the Sunrise safari, and this was the only way to do it. We checked out after three nights. We spent the same amount at the GF after that and stayed a whole week. Silly things we do. Fran bought into DVC after that trip!
Hilton regularly has sales for their hotels in Asia and we were hoping for one of those. This came some time in the spring and we booked our five nights there for $160 (including tax). While not a cheap room, we knew that the location would be worth it and it would be a nice hotel.
That was $160 per night right? Not $160 for the whole week...
Since I had to sign up for Hilton Honors (their loyalty program) in order to get the cheaper rates, we were escorted to the special member check-in desk.
As I said, we've been members for years, we get great perks like upgrades to free breakfast at Hilton Garden Inns, don't remember what we get at Double Tree, at the Hampton they give us bottled water and a snack when we check in.