Amusing Haiku

[DVCLiz]

Inspired by another thread which, I hope, will mercifully be closed soon, let's try our hand at a little haiku!!!! Haiku, an ancient poetry form, following a specific pattern...

first line 5 syllables
second line 7 syllables
third line 5 syllables

Usually having to do with the beauty of nature or something like that...but not here!!!! How amusing and original can you be?

Chatting on DIS boards
While my laundry pile becomes
Tall as Space Mountain.

(Not all haiku have to relate to Disney, although it's a rich subject. Anything will do!!! Keep it decent, please!)

 

[TowerOfTerrorFreak]

Tower of Terror,
Can be seen from a distance,
Quite a creepy place.

I know. I suck

 

[Sparx]

I can't write Haikus
I have tried in the past
I just can't count the syllables


you are talking about the thong thread, aren't you? lol

 

[DVCLiz]

Haiku are easy!
Iambic pentameter,
On the other hand...

And a big A+ and extra credit to you thirteen year olds if you know what I am talking about.

 

[3gr8kids]

I'll play~

Vacation is near
We will be at Disney World
I really can't wait!

YAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOO!!!

 

[curlyjbs]

amusing haiku
is what you want from the dis
fagetaboutit

~curly

 

[laurie31]

I see the castle
in my imagination
wish I was there now

Laurie