Kesha should not be live ANYWHERE...

She put the "ack" in TACKY!
That contrived meeting of the minds about the SAVE is soooooo bad. It's like Chris Harrison coming out to announce the final rose

. Did they REALLY THINK we thought they were considering it?
What did they do in an hour?
They started out with class, ended with trash, found out that David Cook is putting out another album hopefully to make up for that last bomb
, promoted FORD ridiculously
, threw in Michael Jackson's guitarist from This Is It for blatant but wasted promotion
, gave BOOOORING mini interviews between Ryan and the contestants, found out that Lee Dewyze has NO CLUE what a MOMENT is
, convinced the world that Crystal is humble and not as cocky as Simon said she was
, realized that Vote For the Worst are the ONLY people voting because Tim was saved
, found out that SOMEONE is voting for Paige
, Casey has another shirt
and when you leave now you do NOT have to sing the bomb that got you fired 
.
Was that enough for 60 mins?