Almost Urinated on!

[Ohiodislover]

OK I may be exagerating a bit but this is still grossing me out.

This morning DH and I were in OC, Md playing putt putt. We had noticed a really big section of really tall bamboo. We were standing right beside it, and talking while waiting for the group ahead of us to finish there play before walking up the stairs to the next hole. We heard something rustling in the bamboo and quickly went up the stairs before something jumped out. When we got to the top of the 5-6 stairs, we catch a guy zipping his pants up. and then moving very quickly to join his group. HE HAD PEED right by where we were standing. Just very very very gross. WHO DOES THAT???

 

[Jolly Ole Bert]

WHO DOES THAT???

In a word: Animals.

Wild animals do that. Or humans who have not been properly civilized. Glad you got out of the way just in time. I hope you reported this filthy person to an employee/manager.

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

I hate people who just pee anywhere. Complete scum to me. If you're at a place with a bathroom, there's no reason why you can't use it.

 

[dislaney]

Yuck!

 

[Katie's Butterflies]

The only thing I can think of is maybe he had a problem, and it was either in the bushes or in his pants.
Maybe

I like giving people the benefit of the doubt

 

[laurie31]

This thread brings to mind the saying "it's better to be p'd off than p'd on."

Glad you are the former and not the latter! Yuck!

 

[PebblesMK]

OK I may be exagerating a bit but this is still grossing me out.

This morning DH and I were in OC, Md playing putt putt. We had noticed a really big section of really tall bamboo. We were standing right beside it, and talking while waiting for the group ahead of us to finish there play before walking up the stairs to the next hole. We heard something rustling in the bamboo and quickly went up the stairs before something jumped out. When we got to the top of the 5-6 stairs, we catch a guy zipping his pants up. and then moving very quickly to join his group. HE HAD PEED right by where we were standing. Just very very very gross. WHO DOES THAT???

Hahahaha. That reminds me of the time I was at a party and I was standing outside talking to my friend, another friend came up to join in the conversation. Or so I thought. I felt something warm and wet on my leg and I jumped back and said "WHAT THE HECK!!!!" The guy looked at me with horror/shock on his drunken face and said "Oh my gosh, I thought you were a tree!!!" Needless to say, I avoid standing still in the middle of the night anymore.

 

[NotUrsula]

It could have been worse; it could have happened at the zoo, LOL.

When I was in HS, a group of kids did a senior skip day that didn't quite turn out as planned. One of the girls was posing for a photo with her back to the tiger enclosure, and the male tiger decided that she needed to be "marked"; he just DRENCHED her in urine.

Then of course, they had to drive back home, which took 90 minutes -- with her smelling like the world's rankest litter box. Her boyfriend's car was never the same.

I graduated over 25 years ago, and that woman is still widely known in my home town as "the one who got peed on by a tiger in high school."

 

[phillmolly]

LOL, my brother just missed getting peed on by a tiger when we were kids, he did get misted by it though!

Years ago when I was working as a bank teller I had a man pee right in front of my window! After he left the customer at the window next to me told us there was a puddle where the man had been! I walked back to manager and told her what happened, she had to clean it up! I had something much grosser happen at a different bank, but I won't share that one right now!

 

[themarquis]

lol ... speaking of inappropriate urination ...

A few days ago, a guy drove up to our apt. complex, got out of his car, walked across the lawn over to the brick side of the next building and took a whiz. Then walked back across the lawn, got in his car, and drove away.

I don't know how he didn't realize that there's a three story building (my building) and a bank of windows right next to that brick wall. Boy, did we get an eyeful!

 

[Tinijocaro]

Have you seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHGGi3ckZf4&feature=related

 

[MomNeedsVacay]

Welcome to Ocean City, MD...

 

[Mrs. Charming]

Oh, yuck. Just yuck. I agree with the animals thing... like, hello, you're a *human.* We have bathrooms.

I had to giggle at the tiger story, though!

 

[cm8]

The only thing I can think of is maybe he had a problem, and it was either in the bushes or in his pants.
Maybe

I like giving people the benefit of the doubt

 

[Quiksilvr]

Welcome to Ocean City, MD...

This is exactly what I thought on reading the OP.

Just be glad the Senior Weeks haven't really started yet. Talk about debauchery and the inappropriate emission of bodily fluids. . .

 

[wvjules]

Haven't read the post or any replies but just wanted to say that is one of the best thread titles EVER!

 

[flrose]

We were at Epcot weekend before last walking out just passed Spaceship Earth and a little girl approx 4 just squatted and pee'd right there in front of us. She had a cute little shorts outfit not a dress. Her mom just stood there and watched her like it was nothing and then proceeded to walk toward the gates. Now I do understand young children, being potty trained etc BUT, this mother acted like it was nothing. didn't even pull her aside and talk to her or at least take her to the restroom and "dry her up."

 

[kimmar067]

Hahahaha. That reminds me of the time I was at a party and I was standing outside talking to my friend, another friend came up to join in the conversation. Or so I thought. I felt something warm and wet on my leg and I jumped back and said "WHAT THE HECK!!!!" The guy looked at me with horror/shock on his drunken face and said "Oh my gosh, I thought you were a tree!!!" Needless to say, I avoid standing still in the middle of the night anymore.

.....soooooo, what you're saying is, you have leaves in your hair, your skin looks kinda WOODY, and you are very tall and lanky??? [ ]

 

[kimmar067]

We were at Epcot weekend before last walking out just passed Spaceship Earth and a little girl approx 4 just squatted and pee'd right there in front of us. She had a cute little shorts outfit not a dress. Her mom just stood there and watched her like it was nothing and then proceeded to walk toward the gates. Now I do understand young children, being potty trained etc BUT, this mother acted like it was nothing. didn't even pull her aside and talk to her or at least take her to the restroom and "dry her up."