To all who have posted and read; yet another huge thank you.
And no, I play no Rugby nor do I post horrifying dancing pictures on the internet.
Aside from that, I'm a pretty nice gal...I swear.
Part 5: Day 3, MGM or How I Learned To Stop Caring and Love The Aerosmith
This day it was (is?) to be MmmmmGM. (!!!!) day.
Whoops, sorry. Its Disney Studios, isnt it?
Never mind the bollocks, it will always be Disney-MGM to me. Deal with it.
Moving on.
LOVE the MGM. As someone who, quite literally, lives and breathes movies, I relish the Old Hollywood flavor, thoroughly enjoy The Great(ish) Movie ride and howzabout that Hollywood Tower of Terror?!? Yum
.all of it. And especially since Who Wants To Be A Millionaire is now (bah) defunct (BAH) at California Adventure (BAH!!!), I was dying to get there.
So, Saturday morning, there we were:
Me; itching and scratching.
Mom and sis; moving at a relaxed, vacation-like pace totally inappropriate for a WDW visit. Coffees been had, cigarettes have been smoked and we were all primped within an inch of our lives. Should be time to AT LAST get off to the parks, yes? Not so much. The crew was hungry. BAH. Minutes seemed to turn into hours (as they tend to do) and it was looking more and more like POFQ was going to be our only destination for the day. Mom quietly observed me preparing to begin systematically ripping flesh from bone and, thinking it a fair compromise, diplomatically suggested that we get said food rations at the park. Bless her.
So were off to Disney Studios. And Im
much happier for it.
Id been eagerly looking forward to riding the Rockin Rollercoaster (me: thrill ride junkie & getting braver by the year) hosted by that Aerosmith band that Im really not a fan of.
I know, I know. But let me just say this:
Jaded is a really really great song.
I periodically consider naming my first child Jaded.
In fact, Im listening to the song as I type this.
Im not kidding.
But, I dont like the Aerosmith.
Dont ask me why
dont subject yourself to that degree of frustration.
Well leave it at
I just dont.
Anyway, after we arrive at the park do we make a beeline for RNRC fast passes? Ummm
no. The crew is hungry, remember?
I meekly suggest walking food, a reasonable option as far as Im concerned
.after all, its already early afternoon. Alas, I am denied.
So its off to ABC commissary. We ate food that we found pretty tasty and I exit before the rest of my crew to simmer in the smoking area---a not too subtle hint for them to get a move on. They emerge and, as were right next to The Great(ish) Movie Ride, we hop to.
I so enjoy this ride. And our tour guide couldnt have been cuter. Not in a Francois (!!) sort of way
.she was an adorable girl with a high-pitched voice that bordered on grating but was ultimately lovely to listen to; she had a grace and cheer about her that I strive for daily. Very yum.
After all this meandering and movie riding, is it, at long last, time for some thrills? Hellsyeah.
Tower of Terror it is
no fast passes, just a 20 or so minute wait. And it was awesome. WDWs ToT kicks the DCA ToTs butt. More scenery to behold, more ride-like riding. Just...more. Its very groovy. And we got a fantastic drop sequence. We came off giggling and clapping like 4 year olds. Cuz at Disney you can do that. Reason 567 why we LOVE it here.
On to that awesome rollercoaster hosted by that not so awesome band. I seem to remember the wait dropping drastically while we stood there pondering our Rockin fate. But Im not sure of that part. We didnt fast pass cuz the stand-by line was short. Im quite sure of that part.
It was right around now that my head began the slow, painful process of exploding. Literally. I get killer migraines a few (a couple?) times a year---the kind that land me in a darkened ER with a saline with Demerol chaser I.V. and some poor nurse constantly swapping out bedpans. And I can always identify the exact moment my brain line starts to swell. This time it was around the time we were steps away from watching the pre-whateverhappenedtothatIleanaDouglas show. And I was without medication. Im always without medication (remember the few/couple times a year part). Bah. Nevermind, Im rockin this rollercoaster and cant nobody stop me. So, I rock it. And dont at all enjoy it because the g-forces were threatening to make mincemeat of the solid grey matter in my skull. Im not a smart girl---I so do not rock.
I muddle through the rest of the day with a smile(ish) on my face, rationalizing that the demon hasnt yet fully emerged and I may (bah) be able to stop it in its tracks later. Again, Im not a smart girl. We do the Millionaire
.twice. Maybe three times. That attraction is addictive and Ill, um, do something really meaningful if they ever take it away. Yeah. Anyway,I got on the board, but not in the hot seat. Such is my fate today, what with the swollen brain and general lack of smarts. Howzabout this for general lack of smarts?:
I agree to go on RNRC again. I know, I know. The entire time I bellowed Dont hurt me!!! That was one ride photo that was happily left at the dump shop.
Hmmm...I guess I lied in my title. I didn't stop caring nor do I now love the Aerosmith. After that experience, I love (kind of...as much as one can with a migrained head) the Rollercoaster, but not the band. Weird. Sorry about that.
We had ADRs at Brown Derby (a goal of mine for years now) but had to bail once Lil Sis took one look at the menu. I told you she eats crap. And gets what she wants. Dangerous combination, that. Ahhh..c'est la vie.
We wander a bit, revel in the coolness that are the many shops at MGM and take some pretty decent pics, if I do say so myself. Lil Sis was the camera queen this trip...postcard worthy pics on a budget.
That's my girl.
Around 7 the crew is starting to fade so we head back to the hotel. Im walking gingerly because the pain is progressing rapidly and every time I set foot on pavement I want to vomit. The crew is very much feeling the need for some foodstuffs so on the way back I call WDWDine to see if we can get a res at Boatwrights. We were in luck and would be eating in about an hour. Plenty of time for me to pick up the strongest (BwaHA!) pain meds they have at the POFQ gift shop (had to make an obligatory detour there anyway) and call my doctor to figure out how I was going to survive without at least a shot or two of Imitrex, as those chalky little impersonator pills tend to get attacked by stomach acid (or something) before they get a chance to work on the upper part of my body.
At this point, walking to POR wasnt in the cards for me (remember the foot on pavement vomit thing?) so we ask the kind CMs just what one is to do. They immediately offer us a ride in the resort van. Pixie dust...yum.
We get to POR and its loud and bright and that isnt in the cards for me either. But I thought I should try to eat. We get a buzzer; my doctor calls back (love her) and, being cross-country, is of absolutely no help (want to kill her). Well, well have to see how it goes.
Its miserable is how it goes. My migraine is almost at full-blown thissucksanddonttalktomefortwodays beast mode, so I cant choke down food at this point, even if it wasn't remarkably substandard (really good cornbread, though. I think). And Lil Sis proceeds to tell us that the only fun she has had so far was last nights excursion to Planet Hollywood. Nice, eh? Remember in part 1 when I said that Big Mama financed this ENTIRE trip? Though I adore the child (she was demoted to such that night), I wanted to wring her neck. I refrained...this time.
I wander outside while they finish up because outside is darker and quieter and there are no Lil Sis around to unintentionally throttle. I stand on the dock, tear up a bit and make a quick but fervent wish for some hardcore made-to-order Disney magic for me and my crew. It had been a tough one (day, that is) all around. But it's kind of nice that "tough" includes RNRC, ToT and Millionaire; don't ya think? I'll take that kind of "tough" any day of the week and thrice on Sunday. Minus the migraine.
The crew is finally done and we (I) work out transport back to POFQ.
At this point, we all just want to go to bed. Any bed. I take the cot to keep the peace and toss and turn the entire night. My mom spies me writhing at 7:30A and starts with the cool rag therapy. Love her. Really, really mean it.
Oh yeah
and Lifetime was on in the background. Bah.
Part 6. Day, 4: I do believe in Fairies...I do. I do.