font='Book Antiqua']At this point, I saunter back down to Doc who is waiting impatiently at the Pilot. There is no cool way to casually saunter in front of dozens of people who have not only just seen you unload the entire contents of your SUV onto the sidewalk, but they know full well you are going to have to load it back into said SUV right in front of them. Yes, we are novices! I wanted to shout, and for our next act, I am going to ask that man who helped me for his autograph! Instead, I sheepishly loaded the bags back into the Pilot. Doc is a wonderful woman with many amazing qualitiesshe doesnt do sheepish well. She was in the Pilot. Smart woman.[/font]
I want to mention that ,I too live in Virginia. I tell you this because I want you to know how far you will have to come to move me into your home as I will be homeless shortly. You ask why would you do that. Well, because I have sat here at work laughing so hard and loud at this paragraph that I cried. I will certainly be jobless shortly thereby needing someplace to stay. I want you to know it is ALL YOUR FAULT.
I cannot get past this paragraph, but so deperately want to finish reading. Thanks for sharing and for your amusing and yet wity style.