Al Lutz Update Today

[Mrs. Bee]

I'm just sad they are changing Walt's vision of the ride. That's why I like Disneyland,it's isn't tainted like the rest of North America. While they're at it they might as well add some product placement too,oh yeah,that's what the characters are for. BUY BUY BUY. I miss the old days. And please replace the fries,what the heck are the vegetarians supposed to eat,can't very well walk around with a bread bowl. I am excited to see what kind of coffee will be in the park though after nescafe is gone.

I know it's off topic...but I'm confused. Why can't you eat the fries? Sorry if that is a dumb question.

 

[DisneySuiteFreak]

I always thought the Indian and the Mounty were for Canada.

Americans are the ones in the boats. It's very fitting that the American part of the ride was responsible for slowing the progression of the ride due to our "bloated" nature.

I believe there will be a United States themed section after the overhaul. It will feature children buying coffee at Starbucks while dolls dressed as bankers foreclose on little wooden McMansions that are built very close together. The dolls from Mexico will be frequently found working in this part of the ride no matter how often cast members and maintenance crews put them back in their country. I'm very excited about it.

/satire

Kind of funny and sad at the same time...

I like the original version of the ride and wish they wouldn't change it...

 

[Mrs. Bee]

I always thought the Indian and the Mounty were for Canada.

Americans are the ones in the boats. It's very fitting that the American part of the ride was responsible for slowing the progression of the ride due to our "bloated" nature.

I believe there will be a United States themed section after the overhaul. It will feature children buying coffee at Starbucks while dolls dressed as bankers foreclose on little wooden McMansions that are built very close together. The dolls from Mexico will be frequently found working in this part of the ride no matter how often cast members and maintenance crews put them back in their country. I'm very excited about it.

/satire

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!