I don't think I have the tvguide channel..so I"m stuck with...
"am i on? On right now? Oh--*tee hee hee* we're live with Fred Flintstone "tee hee hee"
"okay--I have noone to interview, so I'll just talk to myself for 30 seconds while the camera is on me while we wait for Blondie to find someone and not realize she's on"
While camera is on guy
"so I still have (so like--I will try to get so and so on--) noone to interview (yeah--their agent says they aren't doing anything) so while I am talking (okay--yeah here they come) they are letting blondie blab in over me (okay--no, not yet--oh we're on? oh we're not?) geesh--I get no respect. No celebrities, no interviews, no respect."
Cut to Blondie--"oh *tee hee hee* you gotta tell me when I'm on *tee hee hee*"