Ahhh, revenge!

[MzDiz]

We went to IKEA yesterday and saw a HUGE blue truck parked across the isle from us. It was taking up FOUR parking places! It was a brand-spanking new F-something billion, or something, you know, huge truck. The kind that most people park in the way back of the lot. Except, she was parked near the door, and we all know how touchy parking is at IKEA. The best part was, the front license plate was one of those tacky airbrushed things that said No kidding, lady.
Someone must have thought she was as rotten as we did because all over the layer of dirt on the car were obscene messages scrawled in the dust. Not just a simple "wash me" for this woman, uh uh, she got what was coming to her.

 

[paigevz]

It was you, wasn't it?

 

[MzDiz]

Nah. If the kids weren't with us, that would be just the type of thing my husband would have done though. This time we were just innocent bystanders... laughing innocent bystanders!

 

[Stacerita]

It was you, wasn't it?

 

[azgal81]

I never did understand the need for big trucks. I think they just look silly especially when they have the truck lifted a zillion feet away from the wheels. I guess some people dig that though!

 

[Mrs.Toad]

I never did understand the need for big trucks. I think they just look silly especially when they have the truck lifted a zillion feet away from the wheels. I guess some people dig that though!

I think it's a Freudian thing.

-- oh, and I would have been over the inscriptions as well. Burns me up when one of those gigantor things tries to park in one spot, but spills over the lines so no one can park next to them. Four spots should be a felony in my book.

 

[Jeafl]

If your Ikea is anything like mine, the parking lot is always packed to begin with. That person should be glad that it was just written on in the dirt, instead of being keyed or tires slashed.