DISNEYLAND (REUTERS) - The futures market for green flips remained unsteady Tuesday with rumors circulating that the so-called "missing legs glitch" was no glitch at all, but a permanent change to Disney's MMOG Virtual Magic Kingdom. Speculators in flips on various VMK fan sites voiced concern that trading would collapse, leading to a crash.
"I don't fear the crash, really," said one player, who spoke on condition of anonymity. "Seriously, if you're gonna play VMK, you have to get used to crashes." Others were not so at ease, seeing ominous signs for futures trading. "The disappearance of legs only fits the pattern of other disappearances," explained RicksCafe, resident VMK conspiracy theorist. "First it was the dictionary words. Then it was the hong kong lamps. Now, my legs. Wake up, VMK!"
Yavn, mysterious VMK demigod, was unavailable for comment.