There is a lady at work (manufacturing plant full of us guys with just 1 or 2 women..) that we called "Velcro". We always told her we were going to stick velcro up on the ceiling and toss her up there and leave her hanging.I would look horrible with short hair (like a poodle because of the curls!)

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And while the answer is "no", usually I do not have "bad hair days", I think Hots Sets is why I do not have many.
I know, right? 
That's my tip of the day. 