Ack! Bored!

[delswife]

It’s snowing here pretty hard now. Del had to go into work and plow the yard.

So I am bored to death.

The wind changed direction and got my windows all wet, so I can’t watch the snowfall anymore.

The only one awake is Nikki so I snuck over to her room, flung the door open really fast, SCREAMED at the top of my lungs, and slammed the door closed.

The wide-eyed, opened mouth, surprised look on her face when I did that has actually kept me amused for quite a while.

One second of fear = twenty minutes of giggling.

She’ll be okay.

It was something to do.

I have also spent several minutes trying to scare the cat, but I am not having much luck sneaking up behind her.

Bored, bored, bored.

 

[Otto's Doll]

Give the cat some catnip... that ought to be good for a few minutes of giggling... it's even better if you wrap the catnip in something first, and watch kitty open it.
Keep warm!
Jeanne

PS> Love your stories, thanks for the smiles.

 

[mudnuri]

I know the feeling! The only one awake here is the dog, and thats only when he farts so bad he wakes himself up...

I'm waiting for the sleet to turn back to snow so I can go play with my tractor. My neighbors dont complain because I take care of their driveways...our cops are at the station, so they can't ticket me for the noise ordinance, and the plow guy came by 4 hours ago, so he wont be back for awhile..

Cat just walked by, stopped at my feet looked at me with disgust, and moved along.

Flipped through the channels more times than I can count, now stuck on "Before and After" the host sucks, he keeps saying the same thing the home owner JUST said...as if I didnt hear the FIRST guy who said it!!

Oh- DH just woke himself up snoring, sleep apnea- wonderful thing....

DD6 is talking to herself, and DD7 is sleeping with her hands under her pillow trying to trick the tooth fairy....Mean mom ripped the tooth outta her mouth tonight. It was hanging by 1 root, flippin back and forth, I just grabbed her head with one hand, reached in and yanked it out before she knew what I was doing....it'll all be worth it to her in the morning when she gets her money...that's all she cares about.

oh that dog...........he's up, and I have my gas mask on!
saber....saber....go sleep in my room!!.....Daddy's calling you...saber...go....find daddy..... HA..that'll help his sleep apnea!

Brandy

 

[S. C.]

Well you could come over to my house (I'll put on a pot of coffee) and help me clean, or wrap gifts..... AHHHHHH I've got a better idea......we can go for a late night/early morning shopping trip to the all night stores and THEN go for breakfast.

 

[delswife]

Well, I have been able to past a few more minutes by visualizing mudnuri's gassy pooch.

Breakfast sounds real good right now.

I didn't have any catnip, so I thought I'd let the cat sniff some paprika but all that did was make her sneeze.

That was not as entertaining as I had hoped.

 

[S. C.]

Samantha Brown is on the Travel channel right now showing disney with all the decorations, and if they show like they did earlier after that will be about DCL.

 

[Tiggerlover91]

Originally posted by delswife
Well, I have been able to past a few more minutes by visualizing mudnuri's gassy pooch.

Breakfast sounds real good right now.

I didn't have any catnip, so I thought I'd let the cat sniff some paprika but all that did was make her sneeze.

That was not as entertaining as I had hoped.

You're weird.

 

[UncleKyle]

Time to clean our your PM box delswife!

 

[delswife]

All set now!

 

[UncleKyle]

LOL time to clean it out again!!!

 

[delswife]

Got a couple at the same time! LOL
Should be good now.

And can I just say, WOW!

 

[IloveDMB]

I know what you guys mean.
I watched the Travel Channel and now I am sitting here bored and wishing I was in Disney.
My brother was here for 2 and a half weeks from Cali and he's going home. He's leaving in 2 hours so I'm not even sure I should even go to sleep. It's hard having him leave but I don't want to miss it.
I have an idea, Wobin, I've been seriously avoiding doing laundry for too long. Want me to send it up to Maine and give you something to do?

 

[Tiggerlover91]

I still think you're weird.

 

[Tiggerlover91]

Originally posted by IloveDMB
I know what you guys mean.
I watched the Travel Channel and now I am sitting here bored and wishing I was in Disney.
My brother was here for 2 and a half weeks from Cali and he's going home. He's leaving in 2 hours so I'm not even sure I should even go to sleep. It's hard having him leave but I don't want to miss it.
I have an idea, Wobin, I've been seriously avoiding doing laundry for too long. Want me to send it up to Maine and give you something to do?

Ummmm...did we miss something???

 

[UncleKyle]

Ok delswife....I've sent you 3 PMs and both times your box was full and you had to empty them. How many people are PMing you at 1 in the morning? LOL I haven't had to clean out my PM box in like 2 or 3 months!

 

[delswife]

I am not qualified to do laundry, as I tend to lose underware.

You know Nikki came out here and called me wierd earlier too.

I bet the cat is thinking the same thing.

I tried to put a pair of socks on her, it's a bit chilly here tonight.

Note* Cats dont wear socks willingly.

 

[IloveDMB]

You're right, how could I have forgotten about the underwear incident?

 

[delswife]

Originally posted by UncleKyle
Ok delswife....I've sent you 3 PMs and both times your box was full and you had to empty them. How many people are PMing you at 1 in the morning? LOL I haven't had to clean out my PM box in like 2 or 3 months!

LOTS! LOL!

I am suddenly very busy!

LOL!

 

[battricia]

try this:

it's very entertaining!

you'll never hear a cat yell as loud, and try so hard to find the door to the house in your life.

tricia.

 

[S. C.]

I've lived in this snowy state all of my life and don't like snow either. I think it's beautiful on christmas morning, then i don't want to see no more.