Absurd Warning Labels

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On a cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do not drive with sun shield in place.

On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.

On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation devise.

On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2 shipping and a $3 handling charge for a total of $4.97.

On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.

On pantyhose: Not to be used in the comission of a felony.

On work gloves: For best results, do not leave at a crime scene.

On Odor Eaters: Do not eat.

On a blender: Do not use as an aquarium.

On a wet suit: Capacity, one person.
 





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