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- Joined
- May 4, 2001
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On a cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do not drive with sun shield in place.
On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation devise.
On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2 shipping and a $3 handling charge for a total of $4.97.
On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.
On pantyhose: Not to be used in the comission of a felony.
On work gloves: For best results, do not leave at a crime scene.
On Odor Eaters: Do not eat.
On a blender: Do not use as an aquarium.
On a wet suit: Capacity, one person.
On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation devise.
On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2 shipping and a $3 handling charge for a total of $4.97.
On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.
On pantyhose: Not to be used in the comission of a felony.
On work gloves: For best results, do not leave at a crime scene.
On Odor Eaters: Do not eat.
On a blender: Do not use as an aquarium.
On a wet suit: Capacity, one person.
