A Wigdout trip report, DISmeets, Flashing Jelly Rings and Manpris, Oh MY!

[DWGal210]

Whew now I am caught up on the past few days! And what is this of a cruise I hear?! Do tell!

 

[wsushocker]

I guess we will need a GPS if we ever decide to rent a car.....

Don't make me bring my alter ego out from a deep slumber.......

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Oohhh You are going on a Disney cruise!!! Have you been before? Wonder or Magic? I did the Wonder 4 night in 2007. Had sooooooooo much fun!!! Our stateroom was a class 6 and had a veranda. We did the Dolphin Excursion on Paradise Island. I paid extra and didn't book through the cruise so that we could do the actual dolphin swim. So worth it and such a great memory! I have Disney pictures from trips all over my desk at work! And don't even get me started on the food!!

We are going on a Disney cruise, the Wonder, 4 nights...... It hasn't even become real to me at this point. Marc has made all of the arrangements. I have a December trip to worry about, lots of people to try and please on this one. ADRs to make........
Hey, we ARE going on a cruise!

I got this email and thought it was cute.

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

I love each and every one of them!

More Suthen-ism's:
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.

I have been know to pitch hissies, especially when I was little, but don't know the difference between a hissie and conniption.....

Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."

My Grandmother always caught "a mess" of fish, snapped "a mess" of beans...

Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
Ewwww, my uncle used to say this and I never wanted to...

Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!

Yummm


Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.

I would like this one explained........

Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line,"... we talk to everybody!

We are southern when we are at Disney, Baylor calls the line people our 10 minute friends.....


In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.


Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.

I love grits!



And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff, ... bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!

Enroll me please.....because.........

And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could."

I want to feel right at home when I move down south!
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah !

Hope you're having a good day and thaat you found the "smell" in Baylors room!!

It was the stink of damp towels, dirty socks and underwear stuffed under his bed.......

Oh my gosh, that McDonalds is unbelievable. How far was it from Disney?
Charlotte is so nice to take you all around and to take Baylor to Disney Quest.
What a nice DIS friend. You could send her some KS strip steaks!

You got to go to the outlets! That's further than I got with a rental car, lol.

Charlotte was quite the hostess! Hmmmm, I wonder how she would like some of our beef from the heartland?
I would love to spend some serious time at those outlets!

Now LL, how could Baylor not LOVE DQ????........I mean they have the best ice cream around!!!!! I sure would like a Blizzard right about now myself!!!! Sugar Momma sends me pretty frequently in the evenings for a nice DQ treat!!
Hahahaha! Does Tracy know that you call her that? I always go with Shocker so my treat doesn't melt. In fact a Pecan Mudslide sounds really good right now, or maybe later.........
OH, Wigd. just yell for Shocker to get out of Baylor's room and to quit hiding in there!! Beep, Beep, that was just in case you were throwing me under the bus earlier with that there BIG CITY WORD!!!!!
It was a stinkin mess! Between Baylor and the dog, who chews the eyes off of Baylor's stuffed pals, we had quite a mess to contend with!
SunnieRN, I know Wigd. learned herself a good bit with that post!! She sure is going to have our language down before school starts, I just know it!! Bless her heart!!!

I do believe that I could hold a southern conversation!

Whew now I am caught up on the past few days! And what is this of a cruise I hear?! Do tell!

Yes a cruise! It will be our rest after a 5 night BCVstay at the end of May start of June trip..... It just doesn't seem real yet.

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Don't make me bring my alter ego out from a deep slumber.......

OK, MrIwon'trentacar..........

 

[Charleston Princess]

Wow! How fun for Baylor to get to go to Disney Quest!!!

Love all the goodies that Charlotte brought you!!!

And how nice to have a relaxing evening in the pool!

 

[Lady Lallie]

Now LL, how could Baylor not LOVE DQ????........I mean they have the best ice cream around!!!!! I sure would like a Blizzard right about now myself!!!! Sugar Momma sends me pretty frequently in the evenings for a nice DQ treat!!

You have now forced me to give the puppy dog eyes to My Marc so he will go get me some DQ.

 

[wsushocker]

Beep, Beep, that was just in case you were throwing me under the bus earlier with that there BIG CITY WORD!!!!!

OK, brother, my city has only 22,000 residents.....How big is your city?

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Wow! How fun for Baylor to get to go to Disney Quest!!!
He had a ball! Charlotte and her family were so good to all of us!
Love all the goodies that Charlotte brought you!!!
Do you have the Citrus candy in your area, I'm hooked to the point of ordering some from Florida!
And how nice to have a relaxing evening in the pool!

It was nice to have some quiet time at the pool and in chat......

You have now forced me to give the puppy dog eyes to My Marc so he will go get me some DQ.

Is he going, and what are you getting?

OK, brother, my city has only 22,000 residents.....How big is your city?

Yep, you big city guy, we little townies......

 

[Lady Lallie]

Pffft! He won't go. Jerk. I would get a medium twist in a dish dipped in the cherry yumminess.

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Pffft! He won't go. Jerk. I would get a medium twist in a dish dipped in the cherry yumminess.

Dang it!

 

[H20DogsNDisney]

Yes Wigd the dogs did do a dance

 

[Disneyvirg]

Loving your trippie. Just got caught up!

Looking forward to more.

 

[Blesseddaddy]

Pffft! He won't go. Jerk. I would get a medium twist in a dish dipped in the cherry yumminess.

Sorry Wigd. to swipe you thread, but I just need to convey this to my newest buddy ....the other Marc.......LL, would you please tell your Marc, you welcome for me .......as he will soon learn, me and Shocker are glad to throw anybody under the bus, if it saves US!!!!!!!!

Yes Wigd., Tracy has heard that affectionate term for many years now......cause she really is my Sugar Momma......in more ways than ONE!!!

As far as my hometown......well, I was born in and raised in a town of about 4,000.......when "Sugar Momma" moved away from that little town, to get back closer to her folks.......I ended up in a town of about 15,000 and at that time, thought I had moved to the city, when I came over and said if she would marry me I would move to the end of the earth to be with her, Eufaula, Al. was pretty close!! Then, a couple of years later, she came in and said she had been transferred to the Capital City.........well, since she is my Sugar Momma, no matter how much she tries to ditch me, I refuse to take the hint and I continue to follow her!!!! We did compromise when we moved here to Montgomery (population a little over 200,000) we found a house in The Woods, so that I could still be the country boy that I am!! Besides I don't think it's how big the city is, but really where the city is LOCATED that determines whether or not you are a City Boy or a Country Boy!! Can I get an amen on that???? I mean I have been to a few larger cities through the years and I am almost certain that in parts of those large metropolitan areas, at least down here in the south, there are a few good ol' boys spread through the neighborhoods that could make some "small" town, back-woods, rednecks look like true city slickers!!

 

[rtobe]

Hi Ros! You are going to have so much fun on the pod cast cruise! Do you need flat anita to go with you?
I did find some cute stuff for Harper there, it was all just perfect for our December trip.
I can't believe some of the questions you have to answer to get a passport. Not that I have anything to hide.

As someone mentioned to me ... Flatties are a surprise Questions to get a passport, glad I kept mine current.

 

[Charleston Princess]

Can I get an amen on that????

AMEN!

As a Southerner I will use any excuse to holler out "Amen!" (I even threw my hands up in the air for good measure. )

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Yes Wigd the dogs did do a dance

I'll bet they were just shaking their little behinds off!

Loving your trippie. Just got caught up!

Looking forward to more.

Maybe tomorrow........

Sorry Wigd. to swipe you thread, but I just need to convey this to my newest buddy ....the other Marc.......LL, would you please tell your Marc, you welcome for me .......as he will soon learn, me and Shocker are glad to throw anybody under the bus, if it saves US!!!!!!!!
LL, you will need to have Marc comment to this one......
Yes Wigd., Tracy has heard that affectionate term for many years now......cause she really is my Sugar Momma......in more ways than ONE!!!
Well, I can attest for the fact that she is indeed sweet!

when I came over and said if she would marry me I would move to the end of the earth to be with her, Eufaula, Al.

OK, this made me giggle.....

there are a few good ol' boys spread through the neighborhoods that could make some "small" town, back-woods, rednecks look like true city slickers!!

Could I get some clarification on the terms, "good ole boys" and "rednecks"?

As someone mentioned to me ... Flatties are a surprise Questions to get a passport, glad I kept mine current.

Flatties are surprises? I had no clue....... I wish we already had the passports.

 

[wigdoutdismom]

AMEN!

As a Southerner I will use any excuse to holler out "Amen!" (I even threw my hands up in the air for good measure. )

Was someone there with a video camera?

 

[Charleston Princess]

Was someone there with a video camera?

Nope.

I thought I might be the only crazy one in my house, but just now I caught movement out of the corner of my eye. I turned and saw Connor sneaking around with his night vision goggles on! Wish I had my camera handy!

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Nope.

I thought I might be the only crazy one in my house, but just now I caught movement out of the corner of my eye. I turned and saw Connor sneaking around with his night vision goggles on! Wish I had my camera handy!

What a hoot! That would have been a priceless picture. With your two kids you should carry a camera at all times. Has Chelsea seen him yet?

 

[Charleston Princess]

What a hoot! That would have been a priceless picture. With your two kids you should carry a camera at all times. Has Chelsea seen him yet?

He tried to sneak up on her, but that didn't go quite the way he had planned.

I should always have the camera ready to go! They crack me up most of the time -- of course, earlier today they woke me up from a nap when it sounded like World War III had begun.