A true friend...

[SwedishMeatball]

For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, here is a touch of reality.


When you are sad ...

I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking jerk who made you sad.

When you are blue ... ...

I'll try to dislodge what ever is choking you.

When you smile ... ...

I'll know you finally got lucky.

When you are scared ... ...

I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried ... ...

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

When you are confused ... ...

I will use little words to explain it to your dumb butt.

When you are sick ... ...

Stay the hell away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall ... ...

I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath ... ...

I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask? ......

Because you're my friend.

 

[Mrs.Toad]

I love it!!

 

[Serena]

So true.

 

[The Mayor]

For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, here is a touch of reality.


When you are sad ...

I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking jerk who made you sad.

When you are blue ... ...

I'll try to dislodge what ever is choking you.

When you smile ... ...

I'll know you finally got lucky.

When you are scared ... ...

I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried ... ...

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

When you are confused ... ...

I will use little words to explain it to your dumb butt.

When you are sick ... ...

Stay the hell away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall ... ...

I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath ... ...

I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask? ......

Because you're my friend.

that's as old as I am and funnier and truer everytime I see it

 

[Pooh67_68]