S. C.
The mitten state
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A THANKSGIVING POEM
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| >TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
| >I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
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| >THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
| >BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
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| >TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
| >THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
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| >SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
| >AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
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| >I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
| >PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
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| >I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
| >'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
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| >I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
| >WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
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| >BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
| >HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
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| >MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
| >MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
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| >MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE.
| >MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
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| >MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!
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| >TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
| >I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
| >
| >THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
| >BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
| >
| >TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
| >THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
| >
| >SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
| >AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
| >
| >I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
| >PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
| >
| >I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
| >'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
| >
| >I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
| >WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
| >
| >BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
| >HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
| >
| >MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
| >MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
| >
| >MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE.
| >MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
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| >MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!
Have a very nice Thanksgiving.
