A Short Message

[Sparx]

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Why aren't the games on the TB on the game forum?

Why don't bananas grow straight?

How do "keep off the grass" signs get on the grass?

How do people from New Zealand get my msn name?

Why do my hands hurt in the winter?

Why doesn't it snow when its fifteen degrees outside?

Why isn't america on the metric system?

why does the fruit come IN the cereal now?

How do you get juice out of a carrot?

Why did Walt name his theme park after himself?

Why are things always in the last place you look?




what have you always wondered?

 

[Captain Brain]

Why is forbidden fruit the sweetest?

What is the meaning of life?

How did Walt get the inspiration for Disney World?

Who was so thirsty that they thought of drinking milk from a cow?

Who thought of putting chocolate in milk?

How did Merriam Webster know what all these words meant?

How did the computer get thought of?

 

[Starstruckdancer]

How much wood would a woodchuck really chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!?!?!?

lol

 

[Arielfn93]

How do "keep off the grass" signs get on the grass?



XDDD lol, never thought of that

 

[Captain Brain]

Who came up with the idea of hearts being shaped the way they are?

Why don't circles have sides?

Who arranged the keys on the keyboard?

How do fish sleep?

Do horses sleep standing up?

 

[DollfieDreams]

how do newspaper machines know its sunday?

what does beautiful really mean?

how can some people be so narrow minded?

is there really an advantage to being left handed?

why does the sun have to set in the west?

why is the moon called "the moon"?

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

The things I often find myself questioning more than I shoud:

Who am I?

What is my significance on this planet?

Do people care about me?

 

[Captain Brain]

The things I often find myself questioning more than I shoud:

Who am I?

What is my significance on this planet?

Do people care about me?

You are Jaimie whatever your last name is.

Your significance is to make people laugh.

I care about you.

 

[ktbutterfly2011]

What do people say about you behind your back?

 

[Captain Brain]

What do people say about you behind your back?

That's what I want to know, as well.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

You are Jaimie whatever your last name is.

Your significance is to make people laugh.

I care about you.

Aww. Thanks.

You made me smile.

 

[Captain Brain]

Aww. Thanks.

You made me smile.

That's what I'm here for. I'm the day maker.

 

[EeyoreFan1]

That's what I'm here for. I'm the day maker.

Why, in America, will someone order a Super Sized whopper, a Biggie fry, and a DIET coke?

 

[Captain Brain]

Why, in America, will someone order a Super Sized whopper, a Biggie fry, and a DIET coke?

My mom and I had a discussion about that. Go ahead and get the regular Coke, I don't think that a Diet Coke will help too much.

Why in America can you get a pizza delivered faster than you can get an ambulance to your house?

 

[meeshheartsdisney217]

Why are things always in the last place you look?

because if you kept looking after you found it, then you'd be an idiot.



okay i've always wondered

when the first guy found out a cow could get milk, what was he doing?

 

[Captain Brain]

because if you kept looking after you found it, then you'd be an idiot.



okay i've always wondered

when the first guy found out a cow could get milk, what was he doing?

That is a wonderful question.

 

[Sparx]

That is a wonderful question.

watchign a baby cow nurse?

 

[EeyoreFan1]

watchign a baby cow nurse?

Sad how I didn't think about that.

 

[Captain Brain]

Sad how I didn't think about that.

Me either!

 

[EeyoreFan1]

Wow.....I must be tired.