Rapunsel
Tinkerbell... mood subject to change without notic
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- Sep 17, 2003
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BEST MOTHER IN LAW JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here $150.00.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home. The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00?"
The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can' t take that chance."
Enjoy and have a great day!
Rapunsel....
Mom to a :
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here $150.00.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home. The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00?"
The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can' t take that chance."
Enjoy and have a great day!
Rapunsel....
Mom to a :
.. i admit, I would pay $5000
