A Message From George Carlin

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I thought I'd share this with my DIS friends:

A Message from George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.

We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.

We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.

We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less
judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years.

We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbour.

We conquered outer space but not inner space.

We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.

We write more, but learn less.

We plan more, but accomplish less.

We've learned to rush, but not to wait.

We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.

These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes.

These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.

It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.


HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and
height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.

4. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

5. Enjoy the simple things.

6. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

7. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

8. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,
keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

9. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

10. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

11. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

12. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

13. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.


I think what George is saying is that we should stop and smell the roses. It's easy to lose sight of that.
 
The first part was my life prior to age 36... the second half is from 40 on....

It took a few years with Michael to get me there. I'm blessed to understand the second half but remember the first.
 
Pretty insightful. . thanks for sharing it with us Feralpeg!

:) :) :)
 
George Carlin very emphatically denied he had had anything to do with "Paradox" and posted his comments about being associated with this essay on his own web site.

The true author of the piece is Dr. Bob Moorehead, former pastor of Seattle's Overlake Christian Church. (He retired in 1998 after 29 years in that post). The essay appeared under the title "The Paradox of Our Age" in Words Aptly Spoken, Dr. Moorehead's 1995 collection of prayers, homilies, and monologues used in his sermons and radio broadcasts.

Carlin also denies writing the "How to Stay Young" piece here:
http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/home/home.html

I'm not saying that these articles aren't insightful but that they're just not written by George Carlin.
 

Yeah, thanks for the info Phamton! :) :)


Probably should have guessed it wasn't Carlin because of the couple religious references (he's an atheist I think?) but it's still a thought provoking essay and worth reading. . :)


I noticed from those links you posted that there are a few things being sent around the net and being attributed to Carlin that aren't his. . wonder why somone singled him out for that??

:confused:
 














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