Don't you have to post a funny quip or picture once in order to do it "again"? I'm still waiting for your first funny post.I guess I'll have to post again and again and again and again and again with all kinds of funny quips and pics in an effort to somehow be more competitive for the next award.
Gosh. I just can't imagine if something like that was off putting to me. Just nothing bothers me. That being said Danial Tosh is probably my favorite comedian. My skin is tough as rawhide.

Based on the initial reports I'm seeing I am way up in the most worst category. I'm outlining my concession speech at this time.
I just attribute that to the fact most of us guys here are pretty fugly fully dressed. And nobody wants to see any more than required![]()
I guess I'm not so easily offended. None of those comment bother me one bit.
I've also seen my share of women making comments about men on this board as well... talking about a certain actor and saying how incredibly hot his abs are or whatever.
Goes both ways.
So, I found something on the internet that I feel is appropriate, given the turn this thread seems to have taken, and in honor of the new diet I am starting tomorrow:
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A little something for the ladies : ) I apologize if anyone is offended but I think it's hilarious. I'm very tired though and when I post while exhausted it usually ends badly--I may regret this in the morning.
Oh, you. Why don't you show us a picture and let us be the judge of that?
Ugh - now I feel dirty.
Don't you have to post a funny quip or picture once in order to do it "again"? I'm still waiting for your first funny post.![]()
Maybe stick with what you do best.I'm trying over here! They call it struggling comedian for a reason. I'm struggling.

Maybe stick with what you do best.
Keep sharing your enthusiastic (if not odd..) life experience stories on a variety of threads. Your posts sort of remind me of George Costanza, but the DIS version.![]()

I think you mean a little something for people who desire men.
So, I found something on the internet that I feel is appropriate, given the turn this thread seems to have taken, and in honor of the new diet I am starting tomorrow:
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A little something for the ladies : ) I apologize if anyone is offended but I think it's hilarious. I'm very tired though and when I post while exhausted it usually ends badly--I may regret this in the morning.

I've never seen the Walking Dead, because none of the zombie/apocalypse shows appeal to me. I also don't find the actor that plays him attractive. But I guess there is a lid for every pot, as the saying goes.Well stated. But really, who doesn't enjoy a little Daryl Dixon? Male or female, straight or otherwise? He's a universally enjoyed hero for the masses. And maybe the shirt could mean that he's laid on top of someone to protect them from zombies, anyone would appreciate that : )
I've never seen the Walking Dead, because none of the zombie/apocalypse shows appeal to me. I also don't find the actor that plays him attractive. But I guess there is a lid for every pot, as the saying goes.
I've never seen the Walking Dead, because none of the zombie/apocalypse shows appeal to me. I also don't find the actor that plays him attractive. But I guess there is a lid for every pot, as the saying goes.
I am offended you find that guy attractive enough to be on top of you.![]()

All I can say is I love when the male DISers post! They make me laugh all the time. I mean, granted it is usually in a "bad dad jokes" kind of way...but laughter is laughter and the DIS wouldn't be the same without it.
As for all these people that haven't seen The Walking Dead...I just...how...what...I am afraid I need a moment...
Okay, what in tarnation is wrong with the lot of ya?! I would give out DIS citations to every one of you that hasn't seen the show, if I could!
I tried but just couldn't stick with it.
