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Two friends on the Emerald Isle, Bridget and Kathleen, were talking. Bridget had come to comfort Kathleen after hearing about the death of her husband.
Bridget: Kathleen, I am so sorry to hear of your troubles, with your husband dying and all. What in the devil happened? He was so young!!
Kathleen: Last night I asked Seamus to go out to pick a head of cabbage for our supper, and as I watched him walk out to the fields, he dropped dead on the ground.
Bridget: Faith! What on earth did you do?
Kathleen: What could I do? I opened a can of peas!
Okay--share your holiday humor. Hold the sheep jokes please!
Bridget: Kathleen, I am so sorry to hear of your troubles, with your husband dying and all. What in the devil happened? He was so young!!
Kathleen: Last night I asked Seamus to go out to pick a head of cabbage for our supper, and as I watched him walk out to the fields, he dropped dead on the ground.
Bridget: Faith! What on earth did you do?
Kathleen: What could I do? I opened a can of peas!

Okay--share your holiday humor. Hold the sheep jokes please!