A letter to Tide (joke)

mhopset

Seth's Dad
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>Dear Tide:
>
>I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it
since
>the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. In
>fact,
>about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some
red
>wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking
>problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her
blood
>on
>my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her
bargain
>detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and
got
>a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains
came
>out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I
>thank you, once again, for a great product.
>
>
>Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
 
Cute! I can HONESTLY say I am so glad I don't have in-laws!! :bounce:
 


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