pumba
DIS PUMBARIZER
- Joined
- Dec 28, 1999
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long
> >judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed
> >to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though,
> >were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every
> >so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would
> >toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
> >
> >After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
> >got
the
> >best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.
> >
> >"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for,
> >judgment, but I couldn't help wondering. Why are you tossing those
> >people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the
> >others?"
> >
> >"Oh those . . ." Satan groaned. "They're all from Maine. They're
> >still
too
> >cold and wet to burn."
> >judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed
> >to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though,
> >were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every
> >so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would
> >toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
> >
> >After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
> >got
the
> >best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.
> >
> >"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for,
> >judgment, but I couldn't help wondering. Why are you tossing those
> >people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the
> >others?"
> >
> >"Oh those . . ." Satan groaned. "They're all from Maine. They're
> >still
too
> >cold and wet to burn."