So just curious, but how do you open the stall door? With your foot, too??
And I've been in men's rest rooms and I can't even tell you how nasty they are compared to women's.
Seriously.... how are boys SO gross??? Urgh!
I have to leave right now, but I'll return later to answer these captivating questions. There's really no way to answer briefly.
Okay, I'm back.
To answer the first question about stall doors, here's what I do. First off, I used to use either bring paper towels into the stall with me if possible(some restrooms only have hand dryers, no paper towels), or I would use toilet paper as a barrier. Recently, I have found that neither method is satisfactory anymore.(Whatever is going on in my head, it seems to be getting progressively worse) These days, if I need to do sit down business and it is an emergency, I will search out a bathroom at a "safe" establishment. These would be places such as banks or high end clothing stores. These restrooms are generally one person rest rooms, so there are no stalls. Now, for peeing, I do prefer the stalls over the urinal. There are a couple of reasons for this and it has to do with my fellow rest room patrons. I run into one of two problems with them:
1. The chatter - This is the man who decides to strike up a conversation about last night's game while I am peeing. Talking to me will make my stream stop immediately. I need silence and full concentration while peeing.
2. The looky-loo - I can be all alone in a bathroom with a line of thirty empty urinals. But wouldn't you know it? Someone else comes in and has to pick the urinal right next to mine. I try to ignore him, but I feel like he is watching me. Sure enough, I glance over and our eyes meet. It most certainly is not love at first sight. Again, my concentration is broken and the pee stops.
So, the solution is to use a stall. I never touch the stall door. I simply slide my foot under the door and use it to open the door. Once in the stall, I do not lock the latch. I am blessed with good flexibility and balance. I first set myself up and make sure that my aim will be on target. Then one leg rises to push and hold the door shut, ensuring that nobody will walk in on me. Then, balancing on one leg, I do my business. I finish and bring that leg down, using the foot to flush. I then once again stick my foot under the stall door to open it and exit.
As to why men are so gross in a restroom, I will try to answer as best I can. I have never taken part in the many primal rituals that men engage in while in the restrooms, but seeing the aftermath, I do have a hypothesis. I believe it is a primal territorial behavior. Whether peeing around the the toilet bowl or smearing poo all over the seat, I believe this is man's way of claiming his territory. He is, in a sense sending two very important messages to the other restroom patrons:
1. This is my territory. I have marked it as mine and you are trespassing.
2. I am the alpha male in this pride and you other restroom patrons dare not challenge my supremacy.
It only makes sense that it is a primal instinct that makes the male act in such a primitive way. I find that in science the most logical solution is usually the correct solution. That is why I believe my theory to be correct.