We used to say "pooker" instead of fart here. I liked that term because no one knew what the kids were saying when they blurted it out in public. Now it's just no cool to say that. I still say pooker tho...
But even that, never in public. 
We call it a Barking Spider! My kids blurt it out so loudly in public, I'm thankful no one knows what they are talking about! We tell them they better catch that barking spider, and put him back in his cave!
That will scare him off, well unless he likes the married kind 
I told him I was happily married and he said my DH was a very lucky guy I'll post a link to that after I get caught up with my daily subs....Could you PLEASE post a link to the pic?I tried to find it, but after 5 pages at 1 AM... I gave up!
Good luck with that...I'm glad I still have some time before having to worry about that!
I've heard that one. You having only 1 girl helps with the public embarrassment. Alec really is a little stinker!We used to say "toot"..
And he was proud to announce it.
And that guy turned out to be Mr. Bean!A few years ago I was walking near where I live when a van pulled up and the guy asked me out
Wow, you're good and you don't even have teenagers yet! She leaves her account open sometimes so I always sit and read it, but I am constantly over her shoulder. Of course, I don't like her over MY shoulder when I am DISing cause we talk about super-secret cool stuff!Personally... I'd crack her password and log on while she is at school. Its too easy to have a separate acct that you could see, or to clean it up since she knows you are going to see... but that's how MY suspicious mind works.
Hmmm......I haven't had that happen. Maybe I'll put on a 34EEEE bra and stuff with kleenexs!A few years ago I was walking near where I live when a van pulled up and the guy asked me out
(how do you spell that??)How bout water balloons?Hmmm......I haven't had that happen. Maybe I'll put on a 34EEEE bra and stuff with kleenexs!
Could you PLEASE post a link to the pic?
No, it took us 2.5 hours to blow up 250 water balloons and the kids used them in 2.5 minutes. I'm not blowing up anymore, so it will have to be kleenexs! Although the water might add a touch a realism.....no, I'm tired of water balloons!How bout water balloons?
I checked you out! I didn't know you like Sopranos! I am so addicted to that show. Of course, I watch it on A&E, so I have no idea what season I am in!
I never heard that term before. I can't believe you found it on a t-shirt!
kleenexs!
How bout water balloons?
I am dreading missing a week while we are in the world! (We don't have one of those new fangled DVRs yet!) My other shows I can take or leave... but miss an episode of Sopranos... and you are totally lost! Its hard enough figuring out the flashbacks sometimes!
And since it is supposed to hit 94 degrees today, I thought it appropriate to use a snowy scene for my countdown!
It's best to open a separate window for all this. Go to the thread and the post that you want the link for. You will notice in the upper right corner the # of the post. Click on that and it will bring that post up in a separate window. Then you can click on the address to copy it.DM please can you tell me how you do a link to just one post please
I saw that before and printed it out for Rob. I told him I was the Little Mermaid!LL sent this to me and I thought you'd find it funny
