edcrbnsoul
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Aug 17, 2003
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I started a rough draft if anyone can think of some add ons maybe we can have all our members take it except those on the debate board you know how they can get. 
(and before anyone gets upset this is tounge in cheek)
I (insert name here) do solemnly swear to the Dis and to the dollar for which Eisner stands to never use my Refillable mug at any resort except my own. I promise never to go to another resorts pool and to my resort be true. I promise never to try to put an extra person in my room or to try to sneak my 3-year-old in to the parks as a 2-year-old. I promise that if I stay off site I shall never park at one of the resorts and take the monorail for free. I promise never to argue over whether the Mickeys on the trashcans are actually hidden mickeys or are there as decorations. I promise to never wear ugly shoes or socks with sandals. I promise to keep my clipart under 35,000 bytes and to only use 2 countdown timers. I promise never to beg for a tag from the tag fairies. I pledge to shop at the DISshop early and often. I promise never to smoke on the balcony of a non smoking room. I promise to show respect to my fellow Dis'ers.
So help me Mickey!
(and before anyone gets upset this is tounge in cheek)I (insert name here) do solemnly swear to the Dis and to the dollar for which Eisner stands to never use my Refillable mug at any resort except my own. I promise never to go to another resorts pool and to my resort be true. I promise never to try to put an extra person in my room or to try to sneak my 3-year-old in to the parks as a 2-year-old. I promise that if I stay off site I shall never park at one of the resorts and take the monorail for free. I promise never to argue over whether the Mickeys on the trashcans are actually hidden mickeys or are there as decorations. I promise to never wear ugly shoes or socks with sandals. I promise to keep my clipart under 35,000 bytes and to only use 2 countdown timers. I promise never to beg for a tag from the tag fairies. I pledge to shop at the DISshop early and often. I promise never to smoke on the balcony of a non smoking room. I promise to show respect to my fellow Dis'ers.
So help me Mickey!
