9/7/06 10 night Wonder Southern Caribbean "Cruising in WONDERland!"

[EnchantedPlayroom]

 

[BUDDY]

As one who has never been able to properly use a paper cutter, I certain can sympathize with you. I was in college, an education major, and one of our courses required us to use media that might be in a classroom, such as projectors, laminators, etc. My deepest shame is that this Honors Student got an "F" in Using the Paper Cutter. The professor actually came by and made me stop using it. If I put in too many pages, everything comes out looking ripped up. If I put in less, I end up cutting things off or I somehow get the strangest angles.

I'm afraid that I have some bad news to report. Leira1989 ( Valerie) will probably not be able to attend the cruise with us unless a medical miracle occurs. Last night she was attempting to make a pair of undies for Amlee Amy when instead of using a pair of rounded plastic scissors that I gave her only after a fervent promise that she would be careful, she instead tried taking a shortcut. Yep, you guessed it, she tried to use the paper cutter. The doctors aren't sure if they can attach both hands and both feet and her left ear before embarkation or not. But keep faith as she is a feisty girl and she's trying to keep a stiff upper lip, which is especially hard as she cut half of that off too.

 

[Amlee]

......I wonder if it's safe to put the sewing machine away now?????

Now I know why I buy all this random Disney fabric and have no idea what I will do with it. I finally used some of it!!!


Kirsty,
Don't let the material just sit there, help out a fellow DISer, namely Amy and make her a nice pair of undies. HER MOM WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT.
From my old Catholic grade school and seminary days I remember that one of the beatitudes is "cloathe the naked", so God will love you for it also!

Haven't you left yet?

 

[Rate Queen]

I'm afraid that I have some bad news to report. Leira1989 ( Valerie) will probably not be able to attend the cruise with us unless a medical miracle occurs. Last night she was attempting to make a pair of undies for Amlee Amy when instead of using a pair of rounded plastic scissors that I gave her only after a fervent promise that she would be careful, she instead tried taking a shortcut. Yep, you guessed it, she tried to use the paper cutter. The doctors aren't sure if they can attach both hands and both feet and her left ear before embarkation or not. But keep faith as she is a feisty girl and she's trying to keep a stiff upper lip, which is especially hard as she cut half of that off too.

I'm surprised Valerie missed a hand on you also.
Carol

 

[Amlee]

I'm afraid that I have some bad news to report. Leira1989 ( Valerie) will probably not be able to attend the cruise with us unless a medical miracle occurs. Last night she was attempting to make a pair of undies for Amlee Amy when instead of using a pair of rounded plastic scissors that I gave her only after a fervent promise that she would be careful, she instead tried taking a shortcut. Yep, you guessed it, she tried to use the paper cutter. The doctors aren't sure if they can attach both hands and both feet and her left ear before embarkation or not. But keep faith as she is a feisty girl and she's trying to keep a stiff upper lip, which is especially hard as she cut half of that off too.

OMG!! Two birds with one stone! You are so bad!

 

[BUDDY]

Haven't you left yet?

No, our flight is not until tonight after Valerie gets off work. Besides I'm waiting for a huge pakage to arrive that is being shipped Air Top Priority Special Handling Armored Car from Victoria's Secret / Fruit of the Loom Division. It's a special gift for one of the othe cruisers, guess who?

 

[Amlee]

HA! It could put you over the weight limit at the airport!

 

[leira1989]

Lest there be anyone out there who believes every/ any word that Buddy (Terry) posts, let me assure you I am fine. The only paper cutter I have access to is here at work (I'm at lunch now) and due to insurance reasons, I have been told not to even look at it.

Terry is correct. We must wait until 5 PM EST before you will be spared the pain of his postings, but I fear I must also warn you: I packed the laptop so he may continue to post once we arrive at PC.

 

[BUDDY]

HA! It could put you over the weight limit at the airport!

Not if I tell them that I'm performing a Corporal Works of Mercy.

 

[Amlee]

Lest there be anyone out there who believes every/ any word that Buddy (Terry) posts, let me assure you I am fine. The only paper cutter I have access to is here at work (I'm at lunch now) and due to insurance reasons, I have been told not to even look at it.

Terry is correct. We must wait until 5 PM EST before you will be spared the pain of his postings, but I fear I must also warn you: I packed the laptop so he may continue to post once we arrive at PC.

I glad to hear you suffered no injury on account of me. As for the laptop! Could you like lose the power cord or something?

 

[Amlee]

Not if I tell them that I'm performing a Corporal Works of Mercy.

I don't think that works anymore!

 

[micmse2003]

I'm surprised Valerie missed a hand on you also.
Carol

Good Answer Carol

 

[BUDDY]

I glad to hear you suffered no injury on account of me. As for the laptop! Could you like lose the power cord or something?

All seriousness aside, you two, this discussion forum is for serious cruise related information, similar to that which I have been posting and I strongly recommend that Valerie and Amy cease and desist immediately.

 

[Amlee]

All seriousness aside, you two, this discussion forum is for serious cruise related information, similar to that which I have been posting and I strongly recommend that Valerie and Amy cease and desist immediately.

LMAO! Hey Pot! I hear thy Kettle calling!

 

[BUDDY]

LMAO! Hey Pot! I hear thy Kettle calling!

Pot? Pot? Is this a sixties cruise?

 

[sandysplayhouse]

In case my mother has a problem and NEEDS to call me while I'm ON VACATION... who knows the number to call the ship?
Thanks in advance
Sandy

 

[poohluv2u]

Thanks for the pictures Brandy & Tigger. I've seen a few Disney brides and it all looks so magical. How fun to cruise with you guys and be part of your "Happy Ever After".

 

[sandysplayhouse]

Thanks... got the number

888-322-8732 or 888-DC-AT-SEA

 

[poohluv2u]

I'd love to stay and chat but I've got to pack and I can't find my packing list I can't believe we're leaving tomorrow, it feels like it all came to quick at the end. Cheryl, John, Chris, Celia, Linda & hubby see you at dinner ...if not before.

 

[GoofyGuy777]

Pot? Pot? Is this a sixties cruise?

Are we going to jamaica?...YA MON!!! just Kidding...I hated Jamacia


Great Wedding Pics!!!

Great Fish Extenders!!!!

Pooh Friend#1 and poohluv2u have a safe trip we will see you on the ship!!

This is Pirate Steve , wishing everyone a good day ARRAGGGGH!!!