GoofyGuy777
Back after a long hiatus
- Joined
- May 5, 2004
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I hope everyone had a great weekend, Here are some jokes to get laughing 
Things you will never hear on a Disney cruise ship:
I can't hear you dear from all the way over on your side of the cabin.
Gee, aren't these toilets quiet, I didn't even know you flushed during the night?
Come on in the shower dear there's plenty of room for both of us.
How come you never see the photographers on this ship?
These bar waiters never ask ME, if I want a drink.
This swimming pool is so big
I'm starving!!!!!
Isn't it nice that nobody saves lounge chairs at the pool?
The prices for these shore excursions certainly are reasonable!
It's the last night of our cruise, and I can't find our head waiter!
Look at the acres of storage space in our cabin
I can't wait to go home!
Hopefully a couple give you a laugh


Things you will never hear on a Disney cruise ship:
I can't hear you dear from all the way over on your side of the cabin.
Gee, aren't these toilets quiet, I didn't even know you flushed during the night?
Come on in the shower dear there's plenty of room for both of us.
How come you never see the photographers on this ship?
These bar waiters never ask ME, if I want a drink.
This swimming pool is so big
I'm starving!!!!!
Isn't it nice that nobody saves lounge chairs at the pool?
The prices for these shore excursions certainly are reasonable!
It's the last night of our cruise, and I can't find our head waiter!
Look at the acres of storage space in our cabin
I can't wait to go home!
Hopefully a couple give you a laugh

