We got up Friday morning. I rubbed some more aloe lotion into DW's ankles (we later determined it was a combination of sunburn and dehydration that had caused the red marks on her ankles). After getting dressed, DW and I ran down to the little cafeteria in the hotel for a little caffeine infusion while the boys got their Cartoon Network fix (for some reason they weren't interested in watching the Disney Channel

). We offered the boys the option of one more day in Orlando (even if we did Sea World or Universal), but they were "vacationed out" and wanted to head home

.
After packing everything, and rearranging the van for travel mode rather than local mode (e.g., cooler and snacks accessible, blankets and pillows available, etc.), we loaded up to begin the trip home. We stopped at a McDonalds near the hotel that was billing itself as "The World's Largest McDonalds", but we went through the drive-thru for breakfast so it didn't matter. (Back in January, I saw this same place featured on a Travel Channel show and wish we had gone in. Something else for the next trip).
We were on the far side of Orlando when I realized that I had left the Korbel in the refrigerator. I did the quick math and decided that we were past the point where it would cost more in gas to go back for it.

Hopefully the next guests in the room found it and had a nice magical moment of their own.
Unlike the trip down, I will spare you the mile-by-mile updates and just list a few observations:
- Gas tended to get cheaper the further north we went (South Carolina was less than Georgia which was less than Florida). It also tends to be cheaper when you are away from the major metropolitan areas.
- Why do stores selling marital aids, "adult" videos and similar entertainment rent billboards 50-100 miles in advance? I live near I-95, and drive it every day to work. Most of the out-of-state travellers on this road are either families or snow birds, neither of which are likely to patronize this type of establishment

.
- J&R Tobacco must have a huge advertising budget or North Carolina Law requires that every fifth billboard be given to them

.
We pulled up to the house around midnight (door to door is about 11 hours of road time, but we made several stops during the day that pushed things to 14 for the trip). We were glad to see the house was still standing, the cats greeted us at the door, and we made it home safely once again.
So for those of you who have stuck with me this long

, let me see if I can summarize some tips to help others with their vacation plans. In no particular order:
1. Land and Sea is nice if you are looking for a sampler and can't decide between a
DCL cruise or a WDW vacation. However, you never really feel like you get the chance to settle in for the vacation. If you do decide to go this route, and can afford it, pack separately for the cruise and land portions so you aren't spending a lot of your vacation unpacking and repacking the suitcases. We packed a case for each person, but would have been better taking two cases to be "cruise-only" and left them in the van while at WDW.
2. If things don't go as you planned, don't make yourself miserable worrying about what didn't happen but rather go with it and discover the magic you weren't expecting

. Some people are in such a rush to get to that next ride that they miss the cool frog climbing the wall or the beautiful butterfly sitting on the nose of the Mickey topiary.
3. Along those same lines, if you are staying on the property (or even at a resort off the WDW property), don't feel that you have to hit the major parks every day. The resorts have a lot to offer that doesn't cost extra, so take some time to enjoy as much free stuff as you can.
4. If driving down on I-95, make sure to take a rest stop at Daytona before turning onto I-4 because there is nothing until you get to Orlando

.
5. Don't apply spray-on sunscreen outdoors on a windy day (DW says she can still see the stripes on my back

).
6. On embarkation day, get to the port early (after 10:00) to board as early as possible. You pay the same whether you get on at 12:00 or just before they close the doors at 4:00 so you might as well use as much of your time aboard as possible.
7. On the ship, take advantage of the public restrooms when possible. In most cases they have much more room than the one in your stateroom. All the ones I went into, including the ones near the kids pool, were always cleaned and well stocked.
8. Make sure your kids know where to go if they ever get separated from you. (I know many of you probably disagree with the amount of freedom we give our sons, and I will even grant that you are probably right.) This can change (e.g., at the exit from a ride), or can be a fixed location (e.g., this set of beach chairs with our stuff on them), but it is better that they know where to go than to just wander around looking randomly for you.
BTW, you should know that the episode with DS7 on embarkation day was caused by Ian (the program director) getting involved (DS7 knew where we were, where he was supposed to stay, and was upset when Ian made him go to the Oceaneer's Club).
9. Along those lines, one tip that I haven't had to use but is good training. If your child gets separated from you in a moving crowd, tell them to stop and put up their hands and stay in that spot (not jumping

but just standing). In a moving crowd, a non-moving person will stand out, and having their hands in the air just adds to it.
10. Talk to the Cast Members. These are people from all walks of life and from all over the world. There are many fascinating stories about how and why they decided to go to work for Disney. Most of them love to share their story with a willing listener. You never know what kind of surprises your new friend can provide for you.
11. On the ship, if it can be latched then make sure it is latched. This includes, but is not limited to, bathroom doors, closet doors, the verandah door, cabinet doors and the drawers. If seas pick up, a sliding closet door can make an awful loud racket

.
12. The stairs will almost always be faster.
13. Do a trip report. Why should the vacation be over just because you are back at work. Stretch out the trip report so you get to relive the vacation over and over again. Heck, I stretched 7 days into 7 months with this one.
14. Don't worry about the things you didn't get to do. Walt Disney World has been there for a long time, and with a few minor exceptions hasn't had anything disappear. Unless you are coming from far away (like Tokyo - Hi Wally

), anything you missed will likely be there the next time you come back. That's why they have the Never-Expire option on the tickets.
15. Door signs, while optional, are a really fun way to add to your trip and jazz up your stateroom.
16. Watching the sunrise from the verandah is a nice way to wake up in the morning.
17. Chocolate, even sealed in a cooler full of ice, will not survive four days of late August in Florida

.
18. A case of water for four people for a four night cruise is too much (we brought 8 bottles back off the ship).
19. What looks like a fridge in your stateroom won't cool off anything. You have to get your room steward to bring you ice.
I will post more if I think of anything, but that just about covers it. I look forward to next time, but for now...
Now's the time to say goodbye
To all our company.
M-I-C (See you real soon)
K-E-Y (Why, because we like you)
M-O-U-S-E.
