Looks like I've missed tons of stuff again!
Condolences to those with recent losses.
Congrats to all the award winners; that looked like a fun list to compile!
MR, I never noticed you were from Jersey! I live in Hillsborough.
Andy, I'm not happy to hear that the snow has started! Hope you won't have to deal with ice tomorrow.
In the spirit of the oldies e-mail, I will pass on this one I received:
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics
to accommodate aging baby Boomers. They include:
Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends(Andy?)
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And my favorite:
Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again