8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 12

[Verandah Man]

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Congrats on post #2000 J. R.​

 

[kab407]

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

1. Adventure
2. Can't
3. Cooking
4. Apathy
5. FU
6. Waves breaking against the beach and "Welcome Home"
7. Stacks of paper hitting my desk
8. Chef
9. Accountant
10. Nice shoes!

 

[tom31b]

Cartagena video

Cartagena de Indias: Una historia de cinco elementos

Cartagena Old City tour, May 2006

Cartagena, Colombia-Things to do and see

Cartagena de Indias

 

[Verandah Man]

BTW any of you dissers coming to Louisville for the KY Derby?

Isn't that some kind of pony ride or something???

 

[PBader]

life is very fragile. puling a trigger, is something even children can do...but
restoring the damage cannot be done. i wished we could take some sort
of medicine to cure this... there is not. . however, i do believe if one
is really wanting to make the world a better place, one should works on
improving oneself...so in all my faults, this is my goal.* one of the unexpected
benefits working in mental health... are the things that helped me appricate
and live life fuller.

How true LG

 

[tom31b]

No, I regret to inform you there will never be another Groundhog's Day. Groundhog Stew Day, perhaps. GROUND-groundhog Day, definitely. But that little sucker will not live to see his shadow again.

Recipes
More recipes
Groundhog stuff

 

[Verandah Man]

Please, please, please, send Sanjaya home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all I'm going to say on the subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The FairyGodmother]

Here's my attempt but I am sure I will want to change my answers at some point.

1. What is your favorite word? FREE
2. What is your least favorite word? Dude
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? My family being totally happy and enjoying each other's company
4. What turns you off? Stupid people
5. What is your favorite curse word? Mark's new fav. Flippin'
6. What sound or noise do you love? The motorcycle revving
7. What sound or noise do you hate? yelling
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? CSI investigator
9. What profession would you not like to do? dishwasher
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Job well done. Here's your crowns."
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[wheelerkidz3]

good evening everyone!!

 

[The FairyGodmother]

Please, please, please, send Sanjaya home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all I'm going to say on the subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark says Amen Brother!!!! Your preaching to the choir.

 

[Diznyfan68]

Please, please, please, send Sanjaya home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all I'm going to say on the subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMEN!

 

[Diznyfan68]

good evening everyone!!

Hi Shannon!

 

[Diznyfan68]

Mark says Amen Brother!!!! Your preaching to the choir.

Great minds!

 

[kab407]

Please, please, please, send Sanjaya home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all I'm going to say on the subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, downright awful!

 

[PBader]

dear pbager...yep, i can see the boys having the time of their
lives...and "us"-the parents...worrying about anger fathers...
like the anger beavers! ,

LG, we better go as spies if they head to a Senor Frogs in Mexico. You should see my pictures of what they did to my poor innocent DS!

I don't know any knock knock jokes so I figured I would post this for fun... Something silly!

follow these steps [in order of course]

1. go to google then to the maps... I would give you the link but I can't! I'm still to new! I tried to put spaces in and it busted me for that also!

2. click on maps

3. click on get directions

4. Type in "new York to Paris, France"

5. scroll down in the directions to number 23

Too funny

Happy Birthday Emily

Happy birthday Emily!

Morning guys, Happy Tuesday.

Well, today is Monday, Wednesday and Friday all rolled into one. Heading down to WDW tomorrow morning.

Have a great time and a safe trip

 

[tom31b]

Panama Canal Time Lapse Really Cool!

Another one

Panama Canal Vid

 

[wheelerkidz3]

This is my
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CONGRATS!!!

Please, please, please, send Sanjaya home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all I'm going to say on the subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark says Amen Brother!!!! Your preaching to the choir.

AMEN!

Yup, downright awful!

OH NO!! i haven't watched it yet...is it his worst?? oh...they are all pretty bad!!

 

[lbgraves]

There seems to be a consensus by all the swabbies and the vast majority of the wenches that this is a good, complete and accurate summary.

Which only proves that we can't let the swabbies have control of any accounts on the TOAL because they can't add very well.

 

[wheelerkidz3]

Panama Canal Time Lapse Really Cool!

Another one

Panama Canal Vid

awesome videos!! my kids still don't know that we'll be taking this TOAL, and i find it hard to not show them these videos yet...i don't want to give anything away!

 

[FairyGodmama]

Maybe this has been posted here before but I am going through my mountain of emails and thought this was pretty cute.


Dear Diary,

For my 50th birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 30 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservation with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26 year old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She was something of a Greek goddess -- with blonde hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile.
Woo Hoo!!!!!

Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines . She took my pulse after 5 minutes on the treadmill. She was alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attributed it to standing next to her in her Lycra aerobics outfit. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today.

Very inspiring, Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!

TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air, and then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT!! It's a whole new life for me.

WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.

Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster. Why would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life.

THURSDAY:
Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late; it took me that long to tie my shoes.

Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the men's room.. She sent Lars to find me, then, as punishment, put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.

FRIDAY:
I hate that witch Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic little cheerleader. If there were a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.

Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps I don't have any triceps. And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the stupid barbells or anything else that weighs more than a sandwich.

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

SATURDAY:
Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year, my wife, will choose a gift for me that is fun, like a root canal.