
..i'm just glad..my name isn't mike.
well, got all new under clothes...i'm ready to go.
all i need now..is for hobbes to give me..a new haircut..top off with
..crisco. [ my new name..cirsco

..jus..like the song,

]
.....pst, i'm..with ..calvin..vs..his mom....lil'boys..need designer pants,
......for one very good reason, "babes!".
did you all read...the one....story..when hobbes got himself....a pair of
mickey pants?

.."i'll be cool in these. boy. jus look @ these
"big"~really big, yellow..butt---ons.

maybe..i'm new wave~
calvin sezs..."ok, hobbes..your right..girls flip for ties...you can stop...,
winking..@ me! hobbes think..suzie would..just

..a can of tuna
fish..for her b~day. [ with logic like..that...me think...of packing a whole
suit case...prefect gift..for fish-extenders....& all the "babes...wenches",

..,

& some free..smouches!
don't..even ask..what clavin..did during the scavenger hunt? hint, hobbes
asked if it was legal? nooo mismce..he wasn't taking advantage..during
spin the bottle? jeeks...oh, i see...i should've included justm on this list..ha!
.."true stories"
packing list..ok..who's bringing the toaster oven?

oh, crisco
..+ the sun equals..quickie tan. sugar bombs....are the breakfast...of swabbies.
...yep, i'm already..to go! plus...yo-yo's , colors..of the rainbow.
calvin....? insteado asking his dad..those boring math ?'s...if you plugged
up your nose and mouth right..before you sneezed.....would the sneeze
come..out...you ears, ..or would your head explode? maybe we could
get a volunteer to test it...? maybe we need to add...a "contest"..with prizes?
ok who hate.,.being good? i'm want..to be like..hobbes,
..remember..when he tourture..calvin....about his mom having a new
baby? ...well, mismce..let me tell..you have..."we" knew...our bedroom
was getting smaller...the fridge..was full of pickles..jars & jARS.
as for all this..i'm saying..it's mike 's fault. or..it could have been crash..when
he was caught..naked...in the cookie jar...., something about
rugby & picture taking....
