8/15/09-Eastern-Tortola Treasure Seekers #2

[hmansure]

I would be remiss if I didn't follow-up with a picture of Tim

He's in the middle here facing with an opponent in front and two chasing from behind...

 

[nikkistevej]

I would be remiss if I didn't follow-up with a picture of Tim

He's in the middle here facing with an opponent in front and two chasing from behind...

Karen, great action shot of your son
Just kidding Harry!!

 

[kritter]

I can't imagine two!!

It, had it ups and downs that is for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kritter]

I would be remiss if I didn't follow-up with a picture of Tim

He's in the middle here facing with an opponent in front and two chasing from behind...

GREAT Picture Harry...!!!!!!!!!

How was your secretay today????!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nikkistevej]

It, had it ups and downs that is for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know my MIL did also (with twin daughters as well), there are actually several sets of twins in DH's family.

 

[caitlinsdad]

OK, I still cannot put the picture in my signature. My DH won't help, he is watching Duke bball. I got the pm and right clicked on the link, it said copy shortcut. Then I did user cp, and did the mountain thing and added the link to the url. Is that right, it just comes up with the red X.

Nikki,

Make sure when you add the url you overlay the http that is there by default, Make sure your doing it in the sig area

 

[kritter]

Anyone booked with Carol we only need three more cabins for the group ammenities!!!!!!!!!

 

[hmansure]

Karen, great action shot of your son
Just kidding Harry!!

 

[nikkistevej]

Nikki,

Make sure when you add the url you overlay the http that is there by default, Make sure your doing it in the sig area

Oooohhhhhhhh! Thanks so much, yeah I've been working on that since you pm'd me. LOL I told you I'm computer illiterate.

 

[kritter]

My sister in law emailed me this today:


EFFECTIVE January 30 , 2008
NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
Sincerely,
The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed and let them have a good laugh!!!!!!! !!!!!!!



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[kritter]

It,, is down pouring here and now thunder and lightening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hmansure]

My sister in law emailed me this today:

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Quoted my favorites!!!

 

[hmansure]

It,, is down pouring here and now thunder and lightening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but...... it's still 62 degrees here!! Come Sunday though -- brrrrrrrrr...

 

[caitlinsdad]

I would be remiss if I didn't follow-up with a picture of Tim

He's in the middle here facing with an opponent in front and two chasing from behind...

Very nice picture.

 

[kritter]

but...... it's still 62 degrees here!! Come Sunday though -- brrrrrrrrr...

I know we are supposed to go to the city on Sat. and it looks cold cold cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nikkistevej]

That is too funny Kristen!! If there were some gramatical errors, I might think my boss wrote that!!

 

[hmansure]

I know we are supposed to go to the city on Sat. and it looks cold cold cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bundle up!

 

[kritter]

That is too funny Kristen!! If there were some gramatical errors, I might think my boss wrote that!!

Glad you like it .. THat is funny about your boss!!!!!!!!

Usually, stuff that my sister in law sends is not that funny. But, this one was good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hmansure]

Glad you like it .. THat is funny about your boss!!!!!!!!

Usually, stuff that my sister in law sends is not that funny. But, this one was good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most of the stuff that circulates really isn't funny - especially when you've seen it like 20 times already. This is the first time I've seen this one & it's pretty good!

 

[caitlinsdad]

Nikki,

It looks good now