6 Days of DDP Dining: Reviews, Tips, and Observations

Thursday, December 20th
Breakfast: Tusker House. Since we bypassed our scheduled character meal the previous night at the Garden Grill, I called Disney dining the night before to see if there were any available ADRs for the Tusker House breakfast, and there was one, at 8:10, so I grabbed it. Unfortunately, it was harder than planned to get going the next morning, and when we got to the bus stop, the AK bus was just pulling away. We decided to take a cab rather than chance a long wait before the next one; it was a $20 ride, but we got there on time.

The character part of the meal was a disappointment. It seems like most of DW’s character dining meals are restricted to only four characters (in this case, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, and Mickey); at DL, on the other hand, six is a more typical number. Furthermore, at least here at Tusker House, the character appearances were timed and choreographed to the minute, which gave little room for meaningful interactions. Once the room was full (maybe 12-16 tables?), they brought out the characters, who made not much more than a drive-by as far as appearances go, there was a little conga-line of sorts, and out they went. By that time, most of the room had cleared out as well, so it seemed like they wanted the tables to turn over every hour or so. At DL, by contrast, you don’t feel any pressure to leave after an hour, and it is the rare time when you don’t sit through multiple interactions with the same character. At Tusker House, I was most reminded of the old character breakfast on the Disney Magic, where if you blink, the character will have moved on, and they certainly weren’t going to wait long enough (at Tusker House, Donald didn’t, at any rate) for you to turn your camera on.

The food, on the other hand, was another story. There was a truly delicious mango-orange (I believe) juice that was a nice change from the omnipresent Minute Maid. For me, the highlight of the meal was an African-inspired, cornbread-topped hash that was exceptional; I could have eaten just that alone and been really impressed. Since we didn’t get a chance to go to Boma, this breakfast buffet from a food perspective was vastly superior to the ordinary.

Tip: On your way to the table, there is the obligatory family photo. I blanched at the price (I forget now how much it was), but luckily, DMIL was accommodating and purchased it for us; it was a good picture. When I first asked about photopass, the answer was no. However, after DMIL paid for it, the CM explained that you can add the photopass number, which is on the top of all their printed photos, to your main photopass so that all these purchased pictures can be consolidated; if you choose to buy a CD, these pictures are included. So whenever you get a printed picture as part of a meal package or any other occasion, if there are other occasions, be sure to add them to your photopass before you buy your CD.

Lunch: Restaurantosauros. Even though we knew this was basically a McDonald’s, we choose this one because we were in the neighborhood; the kids, especially DS, were having a great time going down the slides in the Boneyard. Also, while other restaurants were mobbed--it was shortly after noon, and this was our first and only time lunching during a peak period--this one was manageable. For the third time, I successfully approached an empty left lane of a register while many people were lined up on the right-hand side. Except for the kids, we were all pretty stuffed from breakfast. It’s a bit odd to review a McDonald’s, but I will say that I thought the hamburger fixings bar was a nice touch, and the ambiance was pretty nice. The fact that there were available tables without a mob scene made it the right choice.

Dinner: Hollywood and Vine. Probably the winner of the most maligned restaurant on these boards, we chose it as the lesser of the three evils for the Fantasmic package. While I would have enjoyed Mama Melrose, the idea of another sit-down meal with DS filled me with trepidation. While I was not aware of its location at the time, that also would have been a strike against it.

The meal did not start on a great note. Originally, we had a 4:50 reservation, which was the last time they would give us for the 7pm Fantasmic. However, they changed the schedule to add a performance, so there was a 6:30 and 8 instead, so they called to reschedule our dinnertime as well. I moved our dining reservation ahead to 5:10, and we were then assigned the second showing.

At the restaurant, however, we were told that our tickets were still for the first performance and that we had to meet at the backstage entrance by 5:50, giving us only 40 minutes to scarf down the meal. It didn’t help that by this point in the trip, DS was pretty much through with making accommodations to his routine, so he kept running around the restaurant, forcing us to eat even more quickly to give him extra attention. I should say that the server said we could go to guest services to try to get our tickets exchanged for the later show, but we really had preferred the earlier one, just with a little more time to eat.

On the positive side, we all really enjoyed the food. It was the first time all five us were out together since Tuesday, though by this point, I was starting to catch the dreaded stomach bug from DFIL, so I wasn’t terribly hungry. I still managed to enjoy the prime rib, which was leaner than the usual buffet variety, and the dessert buffet proved very popular as well. The only thing I remember not liking were the peel-and-eat shrimp, which were only of a Bubba Gump’s quality.

The night ended with a little pixie dust. Once we got to Fantasmic, we realized that in the rush to eat, we left the set of three Disney buses that we had purchased for DS at one of the MGM shops on Tuesday at the restaurant. After the show, I went back to the restaurant and to lost-and-found, both to no avail. I decided to go to guest services and report the incident, and they were nice enough to provide me a voucher to get a free set of buses, which really made all of us feel better about the whole situation and gave us a renewed respect for Disney.
 
More great reviews and that was awfully magical of them to replace those buses!
 
Just a quick question. You mentioned you went back to Cosmic Rays for the sugar cookies, desert I assume for your meal. How did you do this? We have always taken our cookies with us, stuffed in a bag or pockets, depending on what we have with us that day. I did not know you could return for desert?
 
We tried the fish and chips at Epcot for the first time this past trip and loved them!
 

Just a quick question. You mentioned you went back to Cosmic Rays for the sugar cookies, desert I assume for your meal. How did you do this? We have always taken our cookies with us, stuffed in a bag or pockets, depending on what we have with us that day. I did not know you could return for desert?

This was during MVMCP. We finished dinner there around 6:30, and they didn't start serving the cookies until 7.
 
The fish and chips at Epcot are one of my favourites for counter service. The only fish and chips I've had that are better are those at Raglan Road.

Sounds like the Tusker House breakfast could be worth a try :)
 
Last Day, Friday, December 21st
Lunch: Cinderella’s Royal Table. Was it already six months ago that I got up at 4am just to make a reservation for this restaurant? Even then, all breakfasts were sold out, so we compromised on lunch. Based on the reviews, if this were a word association game, the first word that would come to mind after hearing this restaurant’s name is “disappointing,” and this was certainly our experience as well. Folks, you are paying the highest prices Disney can summon for the privilege of supping inside of the castle. Simply put, the cost and wish for a more positive experience makes you want more, but you’re not going to get it.

The fault, I need to admit right up front, is not all Disney’s. The lack of energy in our party is nicely captured in this picture, taken while I was waiting in line for the Cinderella photo opp:

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Even worse, DFIL’s stomach bug had me and, to a lesser extent, DW in its grips the night before, and there was a while we thought we wouldn’t even be able to make it to the park at all. However, by dropping our plan of getting there by rope-drop and deciding to just leave at 11 for our 12:10 reservation, burning fumes, we were able to make it where we needed to be.

After checking in, I waited in line for the obligatory picture while the others waited on the bench, as pictured above. This was the one line I encountered in DW that made you feel like you were waiting to meet a celebrity, or maybe more like a book-signing. There were multiple handlers working the line, explaining how many pictures would be taken and asking how many people you wanted in each picture. The not-so-subtle message is that your face time with the character would be minimal. Even so, this Cinderella impressed me with her quick wit. When I told her I would try to avoid stepping on her gown, she assured me that it would be OK because she had many others in the closet.

At that point, girls are given plastic wands, and boys plastic swords of the cheapest quality that China could produce. I think even a 99 cent store would be embarrassed to sell these items, and if they did, they would probably be 10 for 99 cents. It was truly shocking. Furthermore, we don’t give our son weapon toys to play with, plastic or otherwise, and I didn’t much like the idea of his using it to hit anyone. Luckily, he was also not impressed with it, and we were glad to leave these behind at the table, where they were hopefully re-gifted to the next batch of customers.

Once we sat down, it was immediately clear that our luck with servers had finally changed, as we had easily the most unhelpful, haughtiest waitress of the trip. Whether she was having a bad day or just took the castle-environment to heart, I’ll never know. She immediately dismissed the information Disney dining gave us, claiming that because you are paying for the performance as well as the food, all guests were required to pay the per-table fee. Her manager confirmed her statement, though she gave us the option of leaving without having to pay, which we declined.

It would be unfair of me to review the food in-depth, since my stomach was really not up for this meal. I will say that the sweet potato chips that accompany the sandwich were the best I have ever tasted; normally, I don’t like the taste of fried sweet potatoes, but these were really the exception for me. DD picked at her lunch but ate the sundae with relish. I picked at the appetizer platter, which was pretty tasty, especially the chicken in a pesto sauce.

The “show,” and I would not refer to it as a show if not for the waitress, was absolutely pathetic. The idea is that you are supposed to tap another cheap-looking plastic wishing square with your sword or wand, and some lights go off. Maybe this is an impressive effect at night (though even that is hard to imagine), but in the daytime, my thought was, “You’ve got to be kidding me.” We were in Snow White’s section, and she chided us somewhat for not participating in the ceremony, but really, what could she expect?

The characters were again limited to four (Snow White, Belle, Aurora, and Mary Poppins), who did spend more time with us than those at Tusker House did, especially Aurora, who got down on the floor to greet DS, where he was playing with his boat. Mary Poppins was also pleasant. Belle and Snow White, though, only made cursory appearances, so there was a definite disparity in the quality of the interactions.

In short, the food was better than I was expecting, but this experience is really something closer to an obligation, something you’ve got to do once, than something thrilling or even much fun. I guess the best way to appreciate it is to have really low expectations, which is somewhat difficult due to the high cost, but that is really your best course of action.

If you do go and plan on buying a photopass CD, don’t forget to bring a picture from the CRT package with you so that they include them on the CD.

Thanks again for reading and for the nice comments. I wish all of you many wonderful meals on your trip!
 















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