$50 per suitcase, Flying a' la carte.

[JoeCathyAngelina]

Today's flight menu includes:

Flight Reservation $$$$$
Suitcase $50
Seat reservations $30
Snacks $10
Blanket/pillow $ 5
This $10
That $10
Other $10
Taxes $$$
A customary 20% gratuity/service fee will add to your total.

Good Luck All,
Joe

 

[jlewisinsyr]

Why did you find it necessary to post this, stirring the pot are we? I am fine with Ala Carte, even with the prices you mention, because I can pick and choose which of the features I want and can factor that into the total price of my ticket. I'd rather not subsidize the overpackers, the unprepared and those who fail to read what they are purchasing.

 

[kaytieeldr]

A: Sarcasm will get you nowhere
B: On the (relatively high) chance this is in reference to a specific airline's fee announcement today - there are already at least two threads where this could have been posted

 

[schoen]

wow. tough board! I think OP is just using humor to vent a little. Yeesh!

 

[cjenlowe]

Yet still cheaper than a ticket from 1970!

 

[seashoreCM]

...That $10
Other $10
Taxes $$$
A customary 20% gratuity/service fee will add to your total.
The look on your face as you read the above flight menu: Priceless.