2nd O.T.H.(TM)

[GoofyDad869]

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Announcing the formation of a new DIS clique! The Official Thread Hijack (TM)! This clique is for those of us who feel compelled to post something to a thread, no matter how far Off Topic, irrelevant, or irreverent that may be.

As Chief Instigator (TM), I feel this organization should be divided into cells based on physical locations - so I hereby declare the Maryville TN cell to be the National (dare I say International?) HQ. I would also like to construct this Organization along the lines of the Symbionese Liberation Army (made famous by the Patty Hearst abduction in the early '70s) & "Animal House" in terms of personal names and such. In that regard, my new name will be:

Field Marshall GoofyDad Octo-Sixto-Niner (OTH pledge name - "Pinto")

We (O.K., I) have determined the following official Officialnesses:
The Official Theme Song of OTH(TM) is Diana Ross's "Theme to Mahogany" (in honor of the first victim thread)
The Official Small Woodland Mammal is a Wolverine
The Official Mode of Transportation is a Blimp (not Dirigible)
The Official Drink of OTH(TM) is an Irish Car Bomb -
1/2 pint Guinness
1 oz Jamison
1/2 oz Bailey's Irish cream

Pour Guiness into a pint glass. Float Baileys on top of Jamison in shot glass. Drop shot glass, carefully, into Guiness. Drink quickly before it curdles.

By the way:
It's after 8:30, so cheers!

 

[Cantw8]

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Announcing the formation of a new DIS clique! The Official Thread Hijack (TM)! This clique is for those of us who feel compelled to post something to a thread, no matter how far Off Topic, irrelevant, or irreverent that may be.

As Chief Instigator (TM), I feel this organization should be divided into cells based on physical locations - so I hereby declare the Maryville TN cell to be the National (dare I say International?) HQ. I would also like to construct this Organization along the lines of the Symbionese Liberation Army (made famous by the Patty Hearst abduction in the early '70s) & "Animal House" in terms of personal names and such. In that regard, my new name will be:

Field Marshall GoofyDad Octo-Sixto-Niner (OTH pledge name - "Pinto")

We (O.K., I) have determined the following official Officialnesses:
The Official Theme Song of OTH(TM) is Diana Ross's "Theme to Mahogany" (in honor of the first victim thread)
The Official Small Woodland Mammal is a Wolverine
The Official Mode of Transportation is a Blimp (not Dirigible)
The Official Drink of OTH(TM) is an Irish Car Bomb -
1/2 pint Guinness
1 oz Jamison
1/2 oz Bailey's Irish cream

Pour Guiness into a pint glass. Float Baileys on top of Jamison in shot glass. Drop shot glass, carefully, into Guiness. Drink quickly before it curdles.

By the way:
It's after 8:30, so cheers!

I like egg rolls with extra duck sauce

 

[L107ANGEL]

Woo hoo!!! I belong somewhere

 

[SillyMe]

Mmm, fresh warm chocolate chip cookies and a coke.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Isn't this just the SNAZZIEST?
(ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!)

GoofyDad Octo-Sixto-Niner (pledge name "Pinto") wins (his own) ZANY contest!

15 Points already!

So what are your cell names / handles?

In the interest of promoting this as a democratic clique (assuming that's not an oxymoron), I have to make a couple of confessions. The idea behind this was to boost my posts towards the 1000 mark, and to add a ZANY (up to 20 points! Zowie!) new Sig entry.

By the way, membership renewal drive is coming up, due tomorrow. Dues are acceptable (by me) as one or more of the following:
1) ONE MILLION DOLLARS (said with a pinky by the mouth)...
2) Recorded personal Karaoke performance of "Whomp (There It Is)", "U Can't Touch This" or "Theme to Mahogany"...
3) Annual Pass / refillable resort mug(s) / pool hopper pass / extra multiple ressie at Cindy's Royal Table signed over to GoofyDad Octo-Sixto-Niner...
4) A 2006 or 2007 Chevrolet Corvette Z06 and/or Dodge Viper...
5) The present whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa...
6) Winning PowerBall ticket...
7) Mounted Wolverine (the genuine article, not Hugh Jackman/X-Men, silly)...

All major credit cards (now including Diner's Club!) accepted.

 

[L107ANGEL]

You can name me Pinto!

 

[GoofyDad869]

You can name me Pinto!

Lounge Cell member:
I hereby decree that all of our pledge names be "Pinto".

 

[Cantw8]

Isn't this just the SNAZZIEST?
(ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!)

GoofyDad Octo-Sixto-Niner (pledge name "Pinto") wins (his own) ZANY contest!

15 Points already!

So what are your cell names / handles?

In the interest of promoting this as a democratic clique (assuming that's not an oxymoron), I have to make a couple of confessions. The idea behind this was to boost my posts towards the 1000 mark, and to add a ZANY (up to 20 points! Zowie!) new Sig entry.

By the way, membership renewal drive is coming up, due tomorrow. Dues are acceptable (by me) as one or more of the following:
1) ONE MILLION DOLLARS (said with a pinky by the mouth)...
2) Recorded personal Karaoke performance of "Whomp (There It Is)", "U Can't Touch This" or "Theme to Mahogany"...
3) Annual Pass / refillable resort mug(s) / pool hopper pass / extra multiple ressie at Cindy's Royal Table signed over to GoofyDad Octo-Sixto-Niner...
4) A 2006 or 2007 Chevrolet Corvette Z06 and/or Dodge Viper...
5) The present whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa...
6) Winning PowerBall ticket...
7) Mounted Wolverine (the genuine article, not Hugh Jackman/X-Men, silly)...

All major credit cards (now including Diner's Club!) accepted.

Here I thought you just wanted to see my wolverine again You'd be surprised how often I get that Isn't it snazzy???

 

[disneygals]

So, who's going to win American Idol? Maybe that zany Taylor. He has the snazziest hairdo.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Lounge Cell member:
I hereby decree that all of our pledge names be "Pinto".

Its too early to confuse the members. I will be Mercury!

 

[SillyMe]

I got the mug covered. Cantw8 will sing.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Hmmm, I don't think that I've ever hijacked a thread... Really, I don't do it on purpose...my mind just tends to wander.

 

[L107ANGEL]

So, who's going to win American Idol? Maybe that zany Taylor. He has the snazziest hairdo.

Welcome aboard!! Chris

 

[GoofyDad869]

You know who should be on "American Idol"? Ed McMahon. Think about it. He could wear a U of Mich. hoodie ('Wolverines!') and sing "Theme from Mahogony". Maybe Paula would give him a 'private session' (meaning 'Snarky') after the show.


Oooh, Oooh Oooh!!!
That reminds me! You could add Tina Turner's "Private Dancer" (karaoke) as an acceptable due. I've always liked that song.


L107Angel-
You will be "Pinto". Otherwise, things would not be right in our little universe, y'dig?

 

[Cantw8]

I got the mug covered. Cantw8 will sing.

The last time I sang, someone called me a swine

 

[L107ANGEL]

You know who should be on "American Idol"? Ed McMahon. Think about it. He could wear a U of Mich. hoodie ('Wolverines!') and sing "Theme from Mahogony". Maybe Paula would give him a 'private session' (meaning 'Snarky') after the show.


Oooh, Oooh Oooh!!!
That reminds me! You could add Tina Turner's "Private Dancer" (karaoke) as an acceptable due. I've always liked that song.


L107Angel-
You will be "Pinto". Otherwise, things would not be right in our little universe, y'dig?

Word G!! Word!

 

[cynsaun]

Dogs barking, can't fly without pink umbrella...

 

[FroggyinArk]

my friends i hate to be the bearer of bad news,,, the thread hijackers have been around longer than any other group on here.. they just never manage to keep a thread going because we always manage to hijack our own threads too,, if you dont believe me.. ask Kild, Ed, Monkeyboy, JolieC, Cyn, or any of the other oldtime hijackers that still float round here.


in fact for really good hijacking just break out a few cold beers and a bug zapper....

 

[GoofyDad869]

Dogs barking, can't fly without pink umbrella...

So they say, but you need to talk to the magenta platypus. He's got the full story.

Off your meds today?

 

[cynsaun]

my friends i hate to be the bearer of bad news,,, the thread hijackers have been around longer than any other group on here.. they just never manage to keep a thread going because we always manage to hijack our own threads too,, if you dont believe me.. ask Kild, Ed, Monkeyboy, JolieC, Cyn, or any of the other oldtime hijackers that still float round here.


in fact for really good hijacking just break out a few cold beers and a bug zapper....

Yeah, that's right.