I agree with Phil, no cooking for me and yes I know I admitted to doing laundry every year, but we just toss it in when out by the pool. We took our oldest to the Dolphin at least once a year between the ages of 6 - 18. He loved it there and as for shusshing, well I don't recall it but if it ever happened (like if we came in at midnight or left out at 7:00 a.m.) but gee, aren't those skills we teach our children about how to conduct themselves in polite society? Along with life's luxuries comes a responsibility. I ABSOLUTELY WANTED MY CHILD TO LEARN THIS and how else would you instill it??? I wanted my son to know about room service, valet, bell services, etc. not because we're wealthy, we are not, but because I wanted him to know if you work hard there are amazing perks to obtaining your goals and when you arrive in a "super kid friendly but elegant hotel" you behave with manners.
Purchasing into DVC would also be amazing and I think OKW or any other WDW property would make you happy, happy. From the Swan Club floor I think that was Luna Park I could see and it was georgous. Maybe our original poster should just take two vacations, one at each property!!!