OK, that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! My favorite part:
"I didn't study other flower girls to prepare for the role that would be creepy. Who is that guy? What is he doing here? Was he invited?
Not to mention, if I studied actual flower girls, I might have picked up bad habits like crying, forgetting the petals or running away. AMATEURS! No running away or forgetting petals with this guy!"

